cali

wtf am i doing with my life

[cali @caliiope_]

ok but does the ambulance driver use apple maps or google maps??

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

*me, standing up after a huge crap*

“it was a cultural reset”

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

can someone do a smack cam on my lifeless corpse at my funeral please

[Kennedy Walsh @_kennedywalsh]

oh to be swinging on a swing in the middle of a pretty field while the sun is setting and there’s a slight breeze💔💔💔

[Kennedy Walsh @_kennedywalsh]

do u flirt by being mean because u have an unhealthy addiction to enemies to lovers tropes or are u normal

[James Charles @jamescharles]

today was annoying

[manu rios @manuriosfdez]

you better trust no one

[cali @caliiope_]

oof 🤡🤡 mighta been me

[Jas Tabor @jazytab]

My biggest flex is that I’ve never been sucked into a pyramid scheme

[cali @caliiope_]

hi so i just want to get this thought out of my brain but like i hate the idea of patriotism, like, as a whole?!?!? like, hun don’t worship the ground you planted ur roots in, it’s all just dirt, ya know?

[conan gray @conangray]

y’all i just fucking miss lorde

[les @leszcx]

GIVE HER LIFE IN PRISION!!!! SHE WAS INVOLVED IN MURDERING AN INNOCENT AMERICA SOLIDER, HOW IS SHE EVEN GIVEN BOND ?! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS AND DISGUSTING AMERICA DO FUCKING BETTER #VanessaGullien #VanessaGullien

[fagocean @fagocean]

Viola Davis is one of the greatest actors. Not one of the greatest black actors. Not one of the greatest female actors. NO. She IS one of the greatest actors. Period.

[D.A.R.E Capo @YungYinkv]

A man just told me “I hope you smiling up under that mask girl”... we cannot escape 😕

[T @_tloveex]

me? in a open relationship? i’d rather boil one grain of rice at a time

[kendra ᵔ.ᵔ @k_wubzz]

essential workers have been wearing masks for months now for around 30-40 hours a week, I promise wearing a mask inside a store for 30 min/1 hr. once a week will not harm u :-)

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

woke up sick to my stomach because I dreamed about that fucking crackle nail polish we all wore in 2010 what the fuck was that who decided that shit was cute i’m in a cold sweat

[justin @farringt0n]

“ur so chill” thanks i am completely disconnected from reality right now

[brook @userbrookss]

do u ever get those random moods where ur not urself for like a week straight