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Mom moment - driving down a country road not sure if you’re smelling manure or your child pooping in the back

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Alright I’m gonna say it… toddler phase >>>>> newborn phase

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@almostfameous It’s true! Ours said that usually they either do talking, clapping, etc. or walking but not both at the same time. Maybe she is just learning more abilities instead

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@goldennolyn This happened to me while pregnant, I finally treated myself in third trimester and the guy wouldn’t stop grilling me about religion 1/10

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@almostfameous Someone finally said it 👏🏻

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@almostfameous Literally what the hell!!!! I don’t get it. Ours was like talking about how she was stir crazy not working and then we asked and she kept forgetting or saying no and I’m like HELLO I am trying to survive 😂

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@almostfameous That’s a great idea I might try that. We have such a hard time getting grandparents to help too🤦🏼‍♀️

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About to cry thinking about how my child has to go to school at some point bye

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The way eating a real meal can make my life turn around for the better is beyond me

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@goldennolyn 😂😂😂 I keep having dreams about it and they’re so happy and he keeps asking ! It’s so hard 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Can’t believe I’m saying this but I can’t wait to get pregnant again

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@goldennolyn You better hurry 😂

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@HuniDabs @ashanism Been with mine 4 years in October <3

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I’ve seen 3 people pregnant with my sons birthday as their due date, what is that

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@almostfameous Granted she probably has Nannies out the a**, but STILL

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@almostfameous Lmao she walked out and I was like y’all she’s pregnant. Also UM she had her baby in May like I did and she’s well into second trimester it seems. it gave me a reality check lol

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@AleenaAstro I’m just imagining being in labor on a plane I- 🤢🤢🤢🤢

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@goldennolyn BUT BEWARE OF PAPER CUUUUUTS

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@goldennolyn Yes lmao and then this is me trying to describe it