cali

but I also have shoes and, uhm, a face, so I like that about myself, and I like myself, and I have a lot of other great qualities as well.

[cali @calilongo15]

Our kitchen manager just told me I'm the most aggressive passive-aggressive person he's met and I'm honestly SO flattered

[cali @calilongo15]

@zuhearttaylor I’ll clown. Why not at this point 🤡

[cali @calilongo15]

@erastourticketz I didn’t have it in myself to go with grace, cause when I’d fight you used to tell me I was brave.

[cali @calilongo15]

@MustangSoup I got tampons delivered to work through Postmates once!

[cali @calilongo15]

FYI I despise cookout & a large reason I’m happy I don’t live in Williamsburg anymore is there are more options for food at 1am than just cookout

[cali @calilongo15]

@SamiSaysRead Hey. I love you. ♥️

[cali @calilongo15]

@laurrganic Love it so much I want one

[cali @calilongo15]

My secret husband became old today. Thanks for keeping him while I’m away @MustangSoup

[🐚🐝 🦊 @MustangSoup]

I can’t believe I started dating @ZachariasVulpe when he was 20 and he turns 25 today. 💙🎂

[cali @calilongo15]

ya ever eat a chicken nugget straight out of the oven and feel like Mt Vesuvius erupted in your esophagus?

[cali @calilongo15]

@trivialities it always makes me think of bomb shelters, like bunker. Bunker Down. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[cali @calilongo15]

@acabeceiras Reading your tweet without reading the quoted tweet first was v confusing

[cali @calilongo15]

@DSoGKen i don’t have anything to say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Currently missin ya buddy
I will definitely work on it 🤞🏼
(But you could also just come back to NOLA?)

[cali @calilongo15]

@DSoGKen aw tiny.

[cali @calilongo15]

thank god for mac n cheese

[cali @calilongo15]

@acabeceiras ugh I know. I thought I'd be able to when I left the restaurant but I had orientation at my new job yesterday & they're like "natural colors only" 🙄

[cali @calilongo15]

@acabeceiras I AGREE! Fred is 100% the hotter twin

[cali @calilongo15]

@DSoGKen This is like saying "muffins and cupcakes are interchangeable"

[cali @calilongo15]

@DSoGKen It's not the same

[cali @calilongo15]

Is the entire Green Day discography the best thing to play in a coffee shop on a Sunday morning? Probably not. Am I playing it anyway? You betcha.

[cali @calilongo15]

@s13rraaa You've still got this! Orals are the worst

[cali @calilongo15]

@acabeceiras Oh I don't buy groceries. I buy 1 big meal that lasts me all day