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[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Beau Biden was not a loser.

[Delulu Kickz @Delulukickz]

It starts with respecting yourself first.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

[Dell from LinkedIn @tweetsfromdell]

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[Brittany Dawn @itsbrittanydawn]

if it wasn’t for the struggle you wouldn’t have the strength. God is always building you even when it feels like you’re breaking.

[S. @sopharush]

Even with everything going on, I’m still beyond thankful.

[Roddy Ricch @RoddyRicch]

having no expectations means no disappointments

[Tectonix @TectonixGEO]

Want to see the true potential impact of ignoring social distancing? Through a partnership with @xmodesocial, we analyzed secondary locations of anonymized mobile devices that were active at a single Ft. Lauderdale beach during spring break. This is where they went across the US:

[Cramedog 🌴 @bcramer15]

And the most predictable headline of the day goes to....

[💛 dzana @DzanaAlibegic]

I'm sorry if I've watched your Instagram story 13 seconds after it was posted I have Nothing. To. Do.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you.

[TONI TONE @t0nit0ne]

Sure coronavirus may not equal life or death for you, but before you publicly express how dramatic you think people are being, spare a thought for pregnant women, people living with a long term health condition, and the elderly. Not everyone is young, healthy and without risk.

[Jai Like @sheranelamar]

REMINDER TO MY LADIES!! you better not “wyd friday?” to that man!!!!! he knows what friday is and he ain’t brought it up for a reason. treat yourself or hang out w your girls.... don’t do this to yourself....

[FLOAT @kcamp]

Loyalty is priceless. You either solid or you ain’t.

[Khloé @khloekardashian]

The key to being happy is knowing you have the power to choose what to accept and what to let go. — Dodinsky

[lululemon @lululemon]

Your reminder to take life a little less seriously, and show yourself a whole lot more compassion.

[S. @sopharush]

God,

Thank you for watching over me. I know you have placed your angels around me to keep me from things I can't see. You have protected me countless of times from things that were meant to harm me. Thank you for always looking out for me & making sure I'm safe & secure in you.

[rosalie ogletree🦋 @rosalieogletree]

ima flake on you 49 times before we actually chill, only the strong survive