Courtney

half sarcasm, half sports. retired tweeter

[ESPN @espn]

THE MAC IS BACK 🇮🇪

Conor McGregor will make his return to the Octagon for the first time since 2021 against Max Holloway at UFC 329 on July 11, Dana White announced on social media.

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

Our gold medalist. Our general. Our Brock Star.

Congratulations to Brock Nelson on 1,000 career games 👏

[Frankie Borrelli @FrankieBorrelli]

BROCK NELSON AN AMERICAN HERO! A GOOD GUY WHO PLAYS HARD AND LOVES THIS GAME! AN OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST! IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE STARS! GRANDPA, UNCLE, BROCK ALL GOLD MEDAL WINNERS! WARROAD MINNESOTA!

[USA Hockey @usahockey]

Suited and booted ❄️ #WinterOlympics

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BEAUTIFUL: Phoenix Air Traffic Control sent a message to Charlie Kirk when he landed back in Arizona on Air Force Two

“Welcome home, Charlie. You didn’t deserve it… May God bless your family.” 🙏🏻

Americans of all walks of life are mourning the loss of Charlie 🇺🇸

[Courtney @calimondi]

@Uber tried uber courtier for the first time and they lost my package. can’t get a hold of anyone absolutely ridiculous

[𝕶𝖆𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖒 @itskareemmaliek]

i'm finally finishing watching the substance and my gawd. this me at every scene:

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Sad day Bad day

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

DEEP pockets on Jesus.

[Courtney @calimondi]

Any commercial with Jennifer Coolidge is going to be a 10/10 for me

[NFL @NFL]

The @BuffaloBills return the opening kick. You couldn't write this script.

📺: #NEvsBUF on CBS
📱: Stream on NFL+ https://t.co/Zuxd3911Wt

[Courtney @calimondi]

Soccer players are so DRAMATIC

[Courtney @calimondi]

JUDGEEEEEE 🐐

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

That’s a serious injury . Tua shouldn’t have been out there with Sunday Thursday turn around. Sometimes players need protecting from themselves. Dolphins failed Tua

[ESPN @espn]

HISTORY‼️

Aaron Judge ties Roger Maris' all-time AL HR record 🙌

@TheJudge44 | #AaronJudge

[Chief @BarstoolChief]

Boys being boys. #BearDown

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

BEARS ARE BACK

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Work on kicking next week, nbd

[Courtney @calimondi]

gooooooooooooooooooood stuff