cal🪐

colossal moron👏🏻

[cal🪐 @calisscreaming]

fuck greg abbott

[rainz ᯓ★ @rainzopi]

THIS COMMENT ON LIZZIES POST IM CRUING 😭😭

[the all new mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @oeufs_brouilles]

Seeing a black cat is actually good luck because you get to see a cat

[𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗 ♡ @rainbunnii]

fuck ai and fuck you if you use it

[R. @makeit_reyn]

Bring back love letters

[ravn @mfnravn]

ima slut for reassurance i get so wet when you tell me you’re not getting tired of me

[j @joyci_schecter]

Having adhd is so embarrassing like why do I need to take speed to do my laundry

[Ursen @Ursen_]

Now that the country is in a blue wave can we execute every driver that uses LED headlights

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

how it feels when someone you call a friend confirms that you’re their friend too

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

waking up next to your pet and realizing you both slept peacefully together is one of life's sweetest little things.

[corn @thecornn]

*paws at you* do u wanna rewatch project hail mary together
*paws at you* do u wanna rewatch project hail mary together
*paws at you* do you wanna rewatch project hail mary toge

[peepeepoo @2wilightpale]

Finding out grians name isnt grian is like finding out your moms name isnt mom wtf Who the hell is charles

[yuna ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @vollereized]

i may be woke but one thing ima always do is deadname the fuck outta twitter

[Cali•they/them•♡naegami♡ @CitlalipopDraws]

OH MY GOD IM ACTUALLY CRYING
BLEXAS IS REAL
WE ACTUALLY WON
😭😭😭😭😭

[cal🪐 @calisscreaming]

literally giggling and kicking my feet what the fuckkk

[nyc bro @FKQ]

double texting isnt embarassing yall turned basic human enthusiasm into a social crime

[cal🪐 @calisscreaming]

my aunt disowning my mom for voting for trump but still using she/her pronouns for me kinda sums up liberals tbh

[Javier Salve @__Jade808__]

i need to learn how to breakdance so i can say some funny shit and follow it up with some sick moves.

"no one gives a fuck about your pyramid scheme"

*procceds to spin violently on the floor*

[Briana Mills, LMFT ♿️🏳️‍🌈🍉 @theBrianaMills]

Are you depressed or are you just struggling to function in a capitalist system that is immoral, destructive, overwhelming, and corrupt?