The Negus

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[The Negus @calisto_mt]

Last evening on @ThatGuyChaxy's IG Live, @Mwass_ got dared to tell a joke:
Mwass: Do you know why KATA MAJI is poor?
Everyone: No
Mwass: Because ako kwa bega (beggar)

Context: KATA MAJI is a tattoo (on Chaxy's shoulder) of a Panda sipping wine.

The Amazing Mwass🐐

[The Negus @calisto_mt]

#FULCHE
Surely, Rob Sanchez 🤦🏾‍♂️ You have to do better!!!!

[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

May our biceps get bigger and our shoulders get widerr

[Oomf @Snaps_n_pops]

Met this girl....
'Hey girl what's your name mrembo?'
: Subira
😂😂you have no idea what I told her my name was😭

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i thought i was such a likeable person, turns out people hate tf out of me 😭😂

[Ato @pobee___]

Replies are slow right now but walahi I’ll marry you.

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

hilarious when Instagram knows you're into someone and starts putting their stories first

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

i need a crush at this point bro, i fell asleep last night thinking about capitalism

[cuntstance @ssaauuraa]

Unaona vizuri I'm singing a song, hadi all the adlibs and you wanna talk to me? 😭

[J. @Jahmu__]

Hii maisha lazima ukue na kitu you’re looking forward to for the sake of your mental health. Ikue concert, vacation, mechi.

[Kipchumba. @KibandaScholar]

Madem waliwacha kuvaa pete, siku hizi ni jersey. ukiona dem na jersey jua ako kwa ndoa.

[Pala @OnyachPala]

Watu waache kucheza bongo na reggae kwa gym yawa. Creatine inashuka🥲

[Michael Asari @Mburu_reads]

Idk who I've turned into but I have silenced all notifications from all apps

I will see your text when I want to 🥲

[TiskTusk @TiskTusk]

Yesterday I dreamt that I was in the arms of a Nairobi woman. I awoke abruptly and wept dearly because a Nairobi woman does not deserve to hold a sensitive young man like me.😰😿

[M.J @ChaoticChicw3]

Nakupigia during my verbal time unacall back during my non-verbal time..itabidi ungoje siku ingine when am verbal again

[elton @eltoowavy]

Screenshotting tweets and posting them on my WhatsApp status >>>

[M.J @ChaoticChicw3]

Sio silent moves,,Niko ushago na hakuna net

[ؘ @remusfv]

estou passando por uma situação que apenas meu amigo proximo peter parker entenderia

[Aristo @aristomarinetti]

Scaring the hoes with esoteric wisdom and knowledge.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"connected without internet" is easily in the top two ragebaits.

[Ian C. @icmosha]

THC imekutana na 40% liquid kwa system. Vimulimuli ndio tunaona pande hii