Cali Nguyen

I drink and I know things

[Cali Nguyen @calithecookie]

Homeland Security recruited me for work lmao hell naw

[Cali Nguyen @calithecookie]

IG is down here, UK, Spain, Australia....where else??

[Cali Nguyen @calithecookie]

Spreading hate and fixating on people/things you hate is not the move. Fix your heart 💔.

[Cali Nguyen @calithecookie]

Life is so good.

[United States Space Force @USSpaceForce]

Today, after a yearlong process that produced hundreds of submissions and research involving space professionals and members of the general public, we can finally share with you the name by which we will be known: Guardians.

[Cali Nguyen @calithecookie]

Lmao

[Cali Nguyen @calithecookie]

Soooo the Trumps caught the china virus with no proof? 😈

[Cali Nguyen @calithecookie]

I am so happy with how things turned out. Things really do change when you start talking nicer to yourself. I am so much more sensitive and emotional than I ever thought I was, and I love that about me 😭.

[Cali Nguyen @calithecookie]

Thanks NYT for trying to out Trump and his taxes, only to prove that there was NO EVIDENCE OF FUNDING FROM RUSSIA SO WE WASTED 3 YEARS OF IMPEACHMENT BULLSHIT.

[Cali Nguyen @calithecookie]

I thought I had all these issues with me..turns out I was just standing on the wrong soil.

[Cali Nguyen @calithecookie]

@tyler_moffatt No I don’t sorry!

[Cali Nguyen @calithecookie]

@kelenahan Story of my life

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Aliens built the pyramids obv

[Cali Nguyen @calithecookie]

I, and I absolutely cannot stress this enough, fucking hate Kaiser.

[Cali Nguyen @calithecookie]

@bbqsauce__ Just sit back and enjoy the show 🙂

[Cali Nguyen @calithecookie]

Q a n o n is the biggest military operation to take down the largest sex ring prove me wrong

[Cali Nguyen @calithecookie]

What crazy shit gonna happen today?

[NPR @NPR]

Derek Chauvin, the former police officer charged in the murder of George Floyd, has also been charged with his wife with 9 counts of felony tax evasion.

Authorities say they underreported their joint income from 2014-2019 by $464,433.
https://t.co/Fp8fdYebEA