T ☾ R I A

[goth princess @RiscoKerm]

Nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy” you were
- how many hours you worked

People will remember:
- how you fumbled me
- that one time you fumbled a bad bitch
- how you fumbled a beautiful beautiful girl like what is wrong with you

[MS.PLAYTOOMUCH @47jessyka]

i wish i had a rich older sibling but im forced to be the rich oldest sibling omfg

[s 🍉🍒🎄 @saucherie]

saw this reel that said "no one thrives more in an airport than a solo travelling eldest daughter" and like YES so true

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

if you want to date me you have to defeat my 7 evil attempts to push you away and sabotage the relationship

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

This is how your emails find me

[T ☾ R I A @calitoria_]

a hot girl came up to me tonight & told me I look like I belong on euphoria 😗✌️

[makayla @makaylathinks]

i cannot work a job i dont have time. everyday i need at least 2 hours to journal 3 hours to walk around and think about how i Feel and another 6 hours to daydream

[T ☾ R I A @calitoria_]

gorgeous gorgeous girls hate doing laundry

[T ☾ R I A @calitoria_]

hit a low point and cried in Walmart today

[sin ✰ @cindymuro_]

if I had a boyfriend I would simply love him in private because loving a man is embarrassing

[T ☾ R I A @calitoria_]

If my Tik Tok shows up on your FYP because I’m in your contacts...... mind your business

[T ☾ R I A @calitoria_]

Easter candy is the best candy don't fight me on this

[T ☾ R I A @calitoria_]

Hollywood Walk of Fame is the 7th ring of hell

[T ☾ R I A @calitoria_]

my mom has a PhD and can literally write computer code yet just called me asking how to block someone’s phone number

[T ☾ R I A @calitoria_]

BUT I lost all my drafts fuck

[T ☾ R I A @calitoria_]

Yea yea got my account back what’s GOOD

[its upsetting me and my homegirl @Unmagiically]

im not going kill my self bec that’s going give clout to my locals “i knew her” no da fuck u didn’t

[T ☾ R I A @calitoria_]

@tiakaiulani girl.... it better be

[T �� R I A @calitoria_]

Alright fine I’ll say it - mercury retrograde is kicking my ass

[T ☾ R I A @calitoria_]

@J_roity I’m falling apart LMAO