Cali Wells

[Cali Wells @caliwells]

My dad really just asked me if I have a flathead screwdriver. My dude... That’s what you’re for homeboy.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

I know it’s been a while but we still only rate dogs. This is clearly a Canadian Sink Seal. Please send dogs. Thank you... 13/10

[Cali Wells @caliwells]

Hey @nailogical, my job is closed until next month for the Coronavirus. For the first time in 2 years I don’t have to be “wardrobe compliant” with boring “natural looking” polish. Here is what I’m doing with my freedom! 💖

[Dance Teacher @DanceTchrProbs]

Teachers: find a way to challenge your students APPROPRIATELY. If they can’t balance on relevé, don’t give them a turn sequence. It’s about them, not you. Set them up for success. #DanceTchrProbs

[Cali Wells @caliwells]

Omg upon closer inspection, the purple pants are velvet... #2fab4u

[Cali Wells @caliwells]

Happy Easter

[Cali Wells @caliwells]

To celebrate Easter, my grandma is in iridescent purple pants and a sparkly pinky-purple top. She literally glows in the sunlight.

[Cali Wells @caliwells]

Part 2

[Cali Wells @caliwells]

Part of a conversation I'm having with my mom. 😂

[Cali Wells @caliwells]

I have heard at least 4 people ask why the flags are flying at half mast today. 😒 Why don't you look at a calendar? Idiot

[Cali Wells @caliwells]

Walking around Washington D.C. today, looking at all the monuments and memorials and I am getting very emotional.

[Cali Wells @caliwells]

Help I'm addicted to eBay shopping.

[Cali Wells @caliwells]

But when I try to explain that to her she just gets more mad.

[Cali Wells @caliwells]

If they don't know you want to switch lanes, then they won't let you over. That's why you have lights that signal you want over.

[Cali Wells @caliwells]

My mom is the kind of person that doesn't use her turn signals to switch lanes, and then gets mad when no one lets her in the other lane. 😒

[Cali Wells @caliwells]

My mom has a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's barbecue sauce in her purse. #priorities

[Cali Wells @caliwells]

I understand that kids think they're being cute when they say my name wrong, but I really don't like it. No matter how cute the kid is.

[Cali Wells @caliwells]

Goals https://t.co/NcNbsy2ij6

[Sophia Lucia @MsSophiaLucia]

Sat night rehearsal in NYC @yagp @masterballet

[Cali Wells @caliwells]

She wanted to sit on my lap.