Sammi Calabrese👽

“mankind is poised midway between the gods and the beasts.” 👽 V.XVI.MMXIII

[Sammi Calabrese👽 @calixbreeze]

"there's a story about the Greek gods. they were bored, so they invented human beings. then they were still bored, so they invented love."

[Sammi Calabrese👽 @calixbreeze]

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[Sammi Calabrese👽 @calixbreeze]

https://t.co/2FEbdLZRxc #GoFundMe

this is the most awful thing i’ve ever seen…. please.

[Sammi Calabrese👽 @calixbreeze]

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[Sammi Calabrese👽 @calixbreeze]

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[Sammi Calabrese👽 @calixbreeze]

re-downloaded twitter just to follow @KaraNicole21’s tweet.....

[Marco DelVecchio @marcodelvec]

You were calling me daddy all last year and the day it actually counts… Nothing

[Sammi Calabrese👽 @calixbreeze]

@marcodelvec is no one else going to ask if you and pauly d (also born in providence) are related? am i the only crazy one?

[Sammi Calabrese👽 @calixbreeze]

#NeverForget https://t.co/m4dvXkTiUR

[Sammi Calabrese👽 @calixbreeze]

"the C in Sammi C stands for clutch." @JuiceIsInnocent

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

SHOCKING: NBA says Draymond should've been called for a lane violation, giving George Hill a third free throw attempt. AND: Draymond should've been called for a foul on LeBron before his pass to Hill, giving LeBron two free throws.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

If you really think I’m petty enough to create a brand new account, just to remind the people who blocked me that they don’t mean shit, then you’re absolutely right.

[Sammi Calabrese👽 @calixbreeze]

when Kyle found my kill list in Prey. 😂 https://t.co/rQaFD59X8a

[hoagie D @swingin_mc]

" what's this" "these are people in audio logs the ones with the x's were mean" I saw Dr Igwe meet his fate @PreyGame @IGN

[Sammi Calabrese👽 @calixbreeze]

i don’t even know how to use twitter anymore....

[Sammi Calabrese👽 @calixbreeze]

@lexoquence lil dicky (and obvi brendon) for the win!!! he doesn’t get enough credit.

[Sammi Calabrese👽 @calixbreeze]

i just got out of state;
i had to call and say,
i thought of you today.
and i can't help it.

[Sammi Calabrese👽 @calixbreeze]

fight it take the pain ignite it. tie a noose around your mind loose enough to breathe fine & tie it to a tree; tell it, you belong to me. 👽

[Sammi Calabrese👽 @calixbreeze]

Kyle wanted me to retweet his masterpiece.... @klynneeee https://t.co/0d6G5nuHSS

[hoagie D @swingin_mc]

Happy Valentines Day.

[Sammi Calabrese👽 @calixbreeze]

@michelle_kenney 😂😍 this is awesome.

[Sammi Calabrese👽 @calixbreeze]

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