Ayush🥤

MAY WE MEET AGAIN

[Ayush🥤 @caliyade]

I saw my own jacket in my gf’s closet and she really had the nerve to tell me “you can wear it for a little if you want “like what??😭😭😭

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[Ayush🥤 @caliyade]

@Vedika_jainn “I love you too”

[Ayush🥤 @caliyade]

@prannu_ @caliyade

[Ayush🥤 @caliyade]

@lameboredghini I hope indians teams do well today ...❤️❤️🥺

[Ayush🥤 @caliyade]

Trying out @theTunnelBear so I can browse privately from my ISP. https://t.co/dbPi0cljjp

[Ayush🥤 @caliyade]

@butterandbeer I want to put my beer inside you ,its hot outside

[Ayush🥤 @caliyade]

@butterandbeer 🍑

[Ayush🥤 @caliyade]

Oyo pe papa ki paari udti nhi hai , phadpdhati hein.

[Ayush🥤 @caliyade]

Me: maa meri 14 feb ko extra class hai late aaunga .

Maa: arey harami ab tu office jata hai .

[Ayush🥤 @caliyade]

We skipped world War III lika a mf youtube ad :)

[Ayush🥤 @caliyade]

When someone call me, i stare my phone.

[Ayush🥤 @caliyade]

I don’t pockup the calls i stare them

[Ayush🥤 @caliyade]

Bachpan se color box mein 10 color pencil dhekhe the fir voh mujhe lipstick kharidwane le gayi .

[Ayush🥤 @caliyade]

@butterandbeer Because time fucks in different way everytime

[Ayush🥤 @caliyade]

@skinnyshrys And split out on others😂😂😂

[Ayush🥤 @caliyade]

Why is everything 10 times funnier when you have water in your mouth??

[Ayush🥤 @caliyade]

Me: Bhaiya tinde hein??

Sabji waala : Nahi.

Me: Lana bhi nhi is area mein .

[Ayush🥤 @caliyade]

Doctor -: Do you play sports??

He-: Does sex count?

Doctor -: of course.

He-: then no :(.

[Ayush🥤 @caliyade]

@NotSahataj Me: ahhh now ignore it