Callie

•Dan Howell told me I don't exist
•Basically a house plant with more complicated emotions 🌱

•she/they

[Callie @call13_]

🌵🌱 A thread of Marvel characters for future plant names 🌱🌵

[lucy @theamazingphil]

please stand for the flag

[julia @eathedocument]

a woman is expected to remain completely calm as armed white supremacist thugs try to forcibly open her car door but an ICE agent is allowed to panic and shoot someone in the head three times from a foot away because he “felt threatened”

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

I’m coming out as pro mall I love shopping in physical stores and trying things on and feeling the material and walking around with multiple bags from different stores and getting a little snack at the food court

[lyn 🫀 @phlebotomyst]

too whimsical and princess-like to be a dan, too depressed and pretentious to be a phil, just useless and cute enough to be a pheal

[Callie @call13_]

Why does this make me sad? 😭

[Pop Base @PopBase]

After 232 years, the U.S. mint has made the last Penny.

[star @exitwoond]

being shirtless without breasts prolly feels good af and aerodynamic

[nn. @eternaldroplets]

rather than touching grass, i recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online now, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

“Let them go a month without meals. Maybe they’ll get a job”

First, many SNAP recipients have jobs. They’re just living below the poverty line because of tremendous wealth inequality.

Second, many are disabled and children and can’t work.

Third, no one should starve to death.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The kids from Sandy Hook should be in college right now

[Callie @call13_]

Is anyone else processing everything at a snails pace?
Bc why am I floored by them sharing a bed(room)?
They just told us they've been together for 16 years ofc they share a bed

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

on second thought, maybe Millennials don't deserve to own homes

[ethyl ꕤ @luvmoonv]

we need a slur for people who constantly use AI and ChatGPT

[mint @wildlymint]

phabubu

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Well I love movie theater popcorn & it loves me & would never betray me so the way that I get a terrible stomachache every single time I eat Popcorn Dinner is surely coincidental.

[bimbotech.co @bossbratbimbo]

I hate that they’re trying to force AI into everything possible it’s so fucking annoying. I don’t want AI on my phone. I don’t want AI in my home. I do not like AI summer spring and fall. I do not like AI at all.

[dalila 🧸 @milfhunterdada]

only severely gay people can recognize this location…

[coco @swanslibrairie]

to all the authors who who write epilogues showing where the couple is a few years in the future i hope you’re having an amazing day