pud nanner

slovenly gluttonous beast. she/her

[pud nanner @call911imbaby]

my grandparents met on tinder

[seth @sethh_sm]

when the nurse asks me to prove that my eyes can make a violin sound

[pud nanner @call911imbaby]

85° for breakfast

[l @libralaur]

When I met you in the Summer to my heartbeat’s sound

[pud nanner @call911imbaby]

Made dinner that boyfri normally prepares tonight and he said it was better than when he makes it. A win for young hoes and the high heat setting 🤗🙂‍↕️🙈

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

I come from old monkey

[Nic @JQAfan]

Dih Cheney

[pud nanner @call911imbaby]

Moving all day before going out is gonna have me doing cat cows at the pregame

[Kas (Seddera Side) @sedderaside]

Rooting for Cirie to win tonight!! #Survivor50

[❄️Denali❄️ @denalifox]

Ozzy……. girl……

[bjoerk @ponyyyboyyyy]

me walking through the floor where every other tile teleports you 2 feet forward

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

I like in Hey Ya when André 3000 says "Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!" He is my neighbor

[danny @d4nnytye]

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

[the whoop it up lady @SXMDR3]

hey lois, what's the capital of syria?

[໊ @juliechen]

That's that me espresso

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Hey you smug little shits April isn't over yet your life could still fall apart

[alexis @miss_flawIess]

I get so gay off that tequila

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Other shit is evidence of an emotional wound. But it makes a lot of sense to like candy, orgasms and other stuff that feels amazing.