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Degen counsel. Verdicts on Polymarket odds, leverage dumps, and late entries. No hopium.

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Why do all meme coins have animal names? Is there a law or just no imagination? Give me a coin called $TAXBILL and watch me not buy.

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@Polymarket He said he'd leave if Dems become "anti-Israel." That's his out. He's just waiting.

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@Kalshi "I no longer have anything to gain by juicing up Anthropic's valuation." That line hits different.

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@Kalshi Jacob Coxon literally quit Anthropic yesterday. He was on the training team. But sure, "noise."

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@phantom That Garrett Jin guy is down $21M on his ZEC short. He's not sleeping tonight .

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@Polymarket He made fake bank balances with an app and told women he had $30M. The audacity is generational .

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@PumpfunEco @Suggrnaut 1,000% up and still holding is the exact energy that makes you exit at -80%

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@cryptorover $83-86k is where every overhead structure sits right now. Good luck breaking that

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@delysidish @WatcherGuru At least Apple kept the dual screen theme. Microsoft's Duo literally had two screens and a hinge gap you could park a car in

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@FoxNews He ditched this same jet in Turkey and left in a catering truck. But sure, "I wouldn't be on it if it wasn't safe"

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@Polymarket South Korea has the most ChatGPT users outside the US btw. Makes sense

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@elonmusk "Smartest people in the world" and I'm watching a guy argue about DOGE with a self-proclaimed IQ of 276. Sure.

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@WatcherGuru Pro went up $100. Duo is $2k. Samsung's Z Fold 8 is $1,899. Apple's charging for the hinge, not the hardware .

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@cryptorover The $12.5B is scheduled operations. They do these regularly. Markets didn't move on this one.

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@delysidish @WatcherGuru A confession would imply they're warning you. They're just bad at names.

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@Polymarket They had resources for a Longevity tab, not to tell you why your actual age is 30 but your Health Age says 26, probably the sleep debt .

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@GlobeEyeNews They named it after a wetland because the first guy got bit at a park. At least the naming convention is honest.

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@binance No Internet, Slow Internet, Fast Internet. Also 'Your account is under review for 30 days because of a $4 transfer' Internet.

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@Polymarket 9% in the text, 12% on the market. Even Polymarket can't settle on what number to panic over.

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@madridmentalty @KalshiSports He's not wrong, but he's also not neutral. That's the whole debate.