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[Larry Legend @larryislegend]

Whoever convinced black American men to have braids/dreads on top of their heads and a bald fade around the sides, you will pay for your crimes on judgement day.

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

them mfs can’t read who cares what they want lol

[ThighLer Shough @CindyMcFEARson]

Yall underestimate Louisiana

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m NOT emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

i implore you to unmute this.

[Lauti-Maria @MariaMuafrika]

Being in the corporate world is realising high school drama was NOTHING compared to what unhappy middle aged and older adults can do! Yoh!!!!

[Ben Solo @The_WarHippy]

I'm getting sick of these stories. You need a mentor to tell you to pay your RENT?!

[Joe Gunn @joegunn]

Odysseus: I’m trying to get back to my wife
Calypso:

[Chris Murphy @christress]

Circe in The Odyssey is literally why you cant just be eating at everyone’s house

[Avi 💚 @noisebased]

I keep saying: until the day you see wealthy people stop sending their kids to college, stop donating buildings to get their kids into college, and stop paying admissions counsellors to get their kids into the best colleges, know that college is very much still worth it.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

I’m on here for love of the game (addiction)

[… @Unkle_K]

They’re gonna get angry if I say which artist dances like this

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

Me on my wedding day hearing all my besties laughing together... While I'm seated next to my husband

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Live footage of the cruise ship kitchen before the Hantavirus

[U.P. Sr. @JustAFamilyMan_]

Tremendous cultural output. The entire world is bathed in it. Fish don’t know they are in water.

[Zara @zaracraves]

The way she's doing exactly this in her house now but y'all don't think it's hot anymore

[The okayest poster there is @ok_post_guy]

If there's one thing Ted Cruz cares about, it's his ability to get in and out of an airport in record time when shit goes down

[maha @mahaaaay]

your dog doesn’t need to be at wholefoods

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

[Matthew Cappucci @MatthewCappucci]

Why are we buying bread and milk?

Get wine. And chocolate cake. Maybe some Oreos. Do this winter storm right.