Kristen Thiessen

Loving Jesus. Motivating people. CFA everyday. |nursing student| and that's my life rn

[Kristen Thiessen @call_meKT_]

Yesterday was leg day, and I legitimately just attempted to stand up 4 times, but can’t. #sendhelp

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@Jus10John My streak may end. 4 days is too long without the LOML.

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I haven’t had chick-fil-a this whole year, and I am kind of disappointed in myself.

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Sitting at the doctor’s and “Another One Bites the Dust” is playing. The irony.

[Kristen Thiessen @call_meKT_]

I am in Louisiana and a guy just bumped into me and said “ope” instant best friends. #ope

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@marissa_meis SUCH a good movie!!

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Benefits to working Christmas is that Christmas movies play all night, and I can basically jump from room to room watching snippets of all my favorites.

[Kristen Thiessen @call_meKT_]

Actual conversation with Chick-Fil-A employee:
CFA: I’m sorry, your app didn’t scan. It just says valued customer, which you are, but I would like to use your real name. #valuedcustomer

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@featherhuller 🤮 grossssss

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I don’t know if it is an oxymoron, or motivation that My 600 Lbs Life was playing at my gym today. 💪🏼

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Update on my Fitbit. Instant rice saved the day. Fitbit: 1- Washer: 0 #instantrice #fitbit

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My @fitbit Blaze took a swim in the washer. Will it make it? #staytuned

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@Mthiessen17 lol

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Who remembers when the Nuggets mascot passed out😂😂

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Too many acts have flossed on the #MacysDayParade 🙄

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These Christmas commercials are getting me all in the feels!

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest Thanksgiving:
⊂_ヽ
　 ＼＼ ope, excuse me
　　 ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
　　　 >　⌒ヽ
　　　/ 　 へ＼
　　 /　　/　＼＼just gonna sneak
　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ
　　/　/
　 /　/|
　(　(ヽ
　|　|、＼right by ya
　| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
　| |　　) /
ノ )　　Lﾉ
(_) and grab me some stuffing

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

*Drops phone*

My brain-

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Me - “ope”

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

When someone says they love your midwest accent

[Kristen Thiessen @call_meKT_]

@CatchTheseHans