one time i asked this girl out and she said "i'm actually not dating right now because i'm pretty sure i'm going to die at 27" and then she pulled out a white lighter and lit a cigarette.
There is someone sleeping under me on the other side of the earth They are tossing and turning and I find it very disruptive like a pea under many mattresses
@dinosaur_info in elementary our teacher would make us trade papers to grade one another and i made another kid lose points on a test because i thought his 'h' looked like a 'k'