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#SFIGC 💚 MSU

[Callaghan @callaghantm97]

Permanently disheveled

[clø @chloeeodell]

Tax the churches. Lets stop pretending there is any kind of separation here. They want to influence law, they can pay taxes.

[Zach Pugh @ZachPugh]

Earth Day just feels sarcastic at this point

[dev @devvvrobot]

I once went on a date with a man who explained what a plant is to me and I was like “I’m familiar” and he kept doing more plant explaining

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

It’s embarrassing how much my will to live is DIRECTLY connected to the weather.

[prance @bocxtop]

u have to wait 4hrs to get a covid test 2yrs into the pandemic but in the time u spent waiting jeff bezos made $3 million so there's really no way to tell if america is bad or not

[Ms. Diamond @___Shadai]

It’s very anti-Detroit to not like Coney Island. Like the menu is way too broad. You don’t like nothing on it?

[Ҝ @__kdash_]

I love surprising my man 🤍 Today he woke up blocked and single.

[helena riley @freshhel]

Being a little stupid is soooo stressful when the airport is involved

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

why deny yourself the simple joy of yelling “cows !” when you pass by some cows this holiday season?

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

All adults should be forced to work retail one Christmas.

It changes a person.

[star•gyal @beequammie]

As a kid, I never understood why my mom would just go lie down in her room in the dark. She wouldn't sleep, she'd just be laying there in her bed in silence.

I get it now.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

body positive enough to eat whatever I want but body negative enough to still feel bad about it

[john patrick: future president @john_from_hr]

coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days

[The Wordplayer ✍🏽 @slightworkkk_]

As a v*ccin*t*d person, I can assure you that I don’t feel played, fooled, or bamboozled LMAO

[Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL @PinkRangerLB]

“You’re so resilient!” Thanks! My options were that or dead

[Ashlynne Gross @Ashlynne_Gross]

One minute you’re young and listening to Broccoli at a house party with a backpack full of booze, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum.