Callahan (Callie)

♋️ tweetin & retweetin funny stuff to distract myself from how bad the world is ✡️

[Callahan (Callie) @callahanzacks]

Thank you to everyone who has bought already, I am incredibly blessed 💖 "Poems My Depression Wrote (I Was There Too)" available on Amazon here: https://t.co/Z4UqURGndf

[Chuks @Chuksdakingz]

Robert Pattinson reveals he spent years trying to find a ballet movie to do because he has an "inner ballerina".

​"Robert Pattinson: I was trying for years to find a ballet movie to do. My agent was like, 'Why? Do you know how to do ballet?' and I was like, 'No. But I know I really want to do it.'"

​"Jennifer Lopez: But why? Tell us why."

​"Robert Pattinson: I think there's just a ballerina inside of me."

​"Jennifer Lopez: There's a ballerina in there."

​"Robert Pattinson: Even though you're being filmed and it's going to have this big audience, there's something very protected about shooting. I would never, for instance, actually get a job as a stripper."

[Callahan (Callie) @callahanzacks]

How I feel after my man comes over and eats ☺️

[tami | deanallie era 💌 @dotemath]

perguntei pro meu pai se ele continuaria com o casamento se estivesse na mesma situação do robert pattinson

na mesma hora ele respondeu “claro”

quando eu pedi pra ele explicar pq, ele disse que qualquer pessoa pode ter uma vontade ruim, mas ao invés de agir por impulso ela planejou e racionalizou até desistir, o que mostra que ela tem controle das próprias ações e tem a capacidade de reconhecer os seus erros e se arrepender, o que importa muito mais do que qualquer vontade

[Eli Thomas @eli_thomas17]

A double feature that’s both uncomfortable & funny

[izzy 🫐 @beuck_]

ayo edebiri’s “do not talk to me about ai, i will k!ll myself” tee is so iconic and she’s so real for that

[Tomdaya Timeline @TomdayaTimeline]

the cameraman saw zendaya and tom and he understood his duty

[cam ⚢ @clarablightt]

i love how this man’s first thought when making a werewolf movie is “so the wool trade” that’s why he’s my goat

[Elo @luvshelo]

JUSTIN LMAO

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

I can't believe Universal fell for this! There's just 30 A-listers in there trying to sneak past the new CityWalk security:

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I beg your pardon….HE DOES WHAT??

[NBA @NBA]

JB x Mariska Hargitay 📸🏆

[Brittney @itsbrittneyr]

Timothée: 🙂‍↔️🫸

He's like not while the wifey is away.

[Yonan @yonann]

Ben Affleck says actors have no job security because 130K people are in the actors union and only 30,000 work each year

"I got real cold and had a couple of movies that didn't work... all of a sudden it can be kind of over for you"

"there's no seniority, there's no tenure, there's no retirement. There's no gold watch"

"if your show doesn't work or your movie doesn't work and nobody wants to hire you, they're just gonna hire someone else"

"there's 130,000 people in SAG and there's only 30,000 people that work every year"

[T @GuadagninoFilms]

The real winner

[Jordañ!!! 🇺🇸🇩🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿✨ @Jordan_Milam]

This woman is the highest paid actress on prime time television, has a 6’5” husband, has three beautiful babies and gets to see Chris Maloni whenever she damn well pleases and called last night the “greatest night of her life”

I LOVE DRAMATIC ASS SPORTS GIRLIES 😂😭

[T @GuadagninoFilms]

Exactly

[Michael Walchalk @MichaelWalchalk]

I saw TikTok’s making fun of him for filming like a dad and using landscape mode. Bro has directed episodes of Severance, he knows what he’s doing

[Drew Bricks @DrewBricks]

I love when a movie’s title card is a physical object

[Callahan (Callie) @callahanzacks]

She’s such a good time I love her hahaha

[Callahan (Callie) @callahanzacks]

The way he loves whatever is wrong with her 😂❤️