Callan Daniel

[Callan Daniel @callandaniel]

Sometimes you aren’t quirky, you just suck

[Callan Daniel @callandaniel]

Don’t tell me you’re a communist if you’re wearing an Apple Watch

[Callan Daniel @callandaniel]

“Bitch I’m Madonna” genuinely scares me

[Callan Daniel @callandaniel]

Did anyone else have “sitting in quarantine watching Madonna’s 2012 Super Bowl Halftime Show for academic purposes” on their bingo card or just me

[Callan Daniel @callandaniel]

Have I ever seen literally any Star Wars movies? No. Did I just take a quiz to figure out what color lightsaber I would have instead finishing an exam?
Um so anyways I got yellow what does that mean can anyone help I-

[Callan Daniel @callandaniel]

“Welcome to Yucca! Four dollars cash, five on Venmo, and please show us a clear coverified!”

[Callan Daniel @callandaniel]

If I declare a BS degree does that mean I’m finally a woman in STEM

[Callan Daniel @callandaniel]

The only positive of this halftime show is knowing these dancers got a paycheck. Nothing else.

[Callan Daniel @callandaniel]

Oh I see, but when I start singing “Danny Boy” at the dinner table I’m the disruptive one

[Callan Daniel @callandaniel]

An artist is only as good as their tools. Sadly I was using Crayola

[Callan Daniel @callandaniel]

I hate only being able to label some lights as “special” on my light plot.... they’re all special in my heart❤️

[Callan Daniel @callandaniel]

I have hereby decided I will no longer be making decisions.

[Callan Daniel @callandaniel]

Teabag. Two drips. White sock. Tragedy.

[Callan Daniel @callandaniel]

Don’t let me be the Abby Lee Miller to your Jojo Siwa story

[Garrett ODonnell @CoachODBball]

DC State Finals tonight! Maret vs. Theodore Roosevelt @ Verizon Center. Tip off at 8 pm.@maretschool @MaretAlumni @MaretBoosterClb

[Callan Daniel @callandaniel]

What is the point of these? I'm pretty sure there is none

[Maret Booster Club @MaretBoosterClb]

Frogs complete the sweep. 5-0 for homecoming 2013

[Callan Daniel @callandaniel]

@broiel it was over! The game was over! It was a walk off home run!

[Callan Daniel @callandaniel]

Huddling against wall for wifi! Covered in towels so we don't get bit by bugs

[Callan Daniel @callandaniel]

Locked out of house!