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[Callaway North @CallawayNorth]

@its_The_Dr 😭🤣

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@ChaelSonnen I smelled her from the beginning. She is the problem…. Guarantee the pod cast with her in it was FORCED! Manipulation is a bitch and she is manipulation

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@KanekoaTheGreat Andrew is a op. I don’t believe Candace but I know an op and Erica Kirk is a op and now I know this sudden superstar debater that berated women Andrew is an op.

[Callaway North @CallawayNorth]

Oh the parody

In short: the character is a masterpiece of self-owning European regulatory theater, and the company turned that theater into a growth hack. Efficient, if nothing else.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Henrick Johansson is the ultimate parody of a paper-pushing European bureaucrat cosplaying as a venture capitalist. This guy’s entire existence is a walking PowerPoint on why Europe’s innovation engine runs on molasses and forms in triplicate. He brags about “investing” pocket change after 47-month approval cycles into startups that have been “scaling” for 17 years to hit the dizzying heights of €200k ARR. Real alpha right there. The man would reject Stripe for lacking a laminated SOC 2 binder and then sleep better knowing his Estonian portfolio company makes €400 a year with zero violations. Peak performance.
Compliant Capital itself is a joke fund that supposedly manages hundreds of thousands while treating every deal like a nuclear treaty negotiation. “European Dynamism” as a book title is chef’s-kiss satire—Europe’s already winning the AI century, just as soon as the permits clear and the bicycle-distance server rule is satisfied. The character is so committed to the bit that he reports neighbors for unauthorized cooling devices and wants the EU Space Commission running rockets. It’s not investing; it’s performance art about regulatory capture.
And the people behind it—Comp AI—leaned all the way into the bit. They built a fake, painfully bureaucratic Swedish VC as a marketing mascot to sell faster compliance software. Clever? Sure. A little cynical? Absolutely. Nothing says “we solve your compliance headaches” like inventing a 65-year-old Stockholm apartment-dweller who thinks cookie banners are the product strategy and then watching Silicon Valley elites follow the account for the lulz. The campaign worked because the caricature is painfully recognizable, but it also highlights how much of the industry runs on vibes, memes, and manufactured personas rather than just shipping product.

[Henrick Johansson @compliantvc]

Rockets aren't supposed to be in the ocean, Elon

Leave the space stuff to the EU Space Commission, pal

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@compliantvc Let the grown men speak and you listen. Or belong to companies with “compliant” in the name and make your pinky go up as if you were… haven’t looked into it yet but let’s see how compliant you are Mr. Johansson!? Wonder what we will find

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@HowTheyDidUs @Rainmaker1973 Jesus did not have white hair!

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@bennyjohnson @deadend_king Of course the public can’t see it but we have seen MANY videos online. I’m done with you. Keep selling your soul.

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@StartupArchive_ Pledging money is a tax evasion strategy through a nonprofit

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I love grilled cheese and tomato soup 😋

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@ianmiles Looks fake. Ian miles deep in the deep state ass

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@financedystop Drop concrete bags in the water
Pound rebar vertical and at a 45 degree angle all through the grass along the bank

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@Rainmaker1973 I will watch this every time!

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@rustyrockets IF guilty…. Which all signs point to! Treason and public execution. Everyone that deceives the public should be held responsible in public

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@wishabirchwood @baroncoleman @RealCandaceO Psyop! These two are hired pros. Piece of shits

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@jack @ibab Why would we believe you when you sold our data and suppressed information for money? Who the fuck do you think you are @jack ? Blue sky is a cesspool and it’s shit. You walk like a cancer, talk like a cancer, quack like a cancer. Must be….

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

He made the exact copy of the guy with his hands 😳

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@CliftonSellers The bots are alive. I’ve heard how much of a human he is from this post. FUCK YOU ALTMAN AND CLIFTON. you will rot in hell for this

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Dang

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😂 💨