Caul blart, mall cart

the segway specifically

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

A coffee shop in a small liberal town in a deep red state is the wokest place in the universe

[Michael @aGuyOnMyPhone]

When asked explicitly “who is my neighbor” Jesus tells a parable in which the answer is a persecuted racial minority which he deliberately sets up in contrast to the members of your tradition, blood, culture, etc who bear power and prestige

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Jurassic Park but they only choose to bring back dinosaurs well suited for living in a zoo like small gentle herbivores and there are no issues.

[jasmine @grltw1nk]

If you’re not fat, ugly, and or gay please refrain from participating in the phoebe bridgers presale tomorrow

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Deep inner suffering inevitably arises when the human person is reduced to performance, consumption, or a statistical datum. Many young people today live under the yoke of expectations to perform, immersed in an exasperated competitiveness that generates anxiety, fear of not measuring up, and disorientation.

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

when you are a gay communist you get the best free lattes in town

[audrey @phlegmme]

Coastal liberal atheist shocks Mormon cashier by ordering dirty soda in perfect Utahn

[Lindsay Ballant @lindsayballant]

I’m just unclear as to why climate change has to be abandoned in national political discourse for the greater left when emerging outrage against data centers—a very environmental issue—is doing crazy bipartisan majority numbers all over the country

[Jon Kent @jonkentcomrade]

Liberals still don't understand there's a difference between convincing Republican voters by presenting left wing economics and moving right on social issues to try to recruit those voters.

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Gay pride was not born of a need to celebrate being gay, but our rights to exist without prosecution. So instead of wondering why there are no straight prides movement, be thankful u don’t need one

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

phoebe bridgers coming back and they’re talking about banning antidepressants

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You reduce crime by eliminating poverty. You reduce crime with universal healthcare, public housing, livable wages, and free college. You reduce violence by creating happy, healthy communities that aren’t constantly fighting over basic needs and material resources.

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.

[@adammanross.bsky.social @adammanross]

Al Gore lost in 2000 as a centrist.

John Kerry lost in 2004 as a centrist.

Hillary lost in 2016 as a centrist.

Kamala lost 2024 as a centrist.

If we’re going to win the 2026 midterms, we must abandon centrism all together. If the Democratic Party is to survive we must go left

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

In 5-10 years, "No AI" or "Zero AI" will be a badge of honor for companies, like "eco-friendly" or "plastic-free" or "no GMO" is today. It’ll be a mark of distinction.

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

I went to West Virginia public schools from kindergarten through senior year of high school and never once learned about Blair Mountain

[Allison @ear2thepavement]

We should create a 21st-century civilian conservation corps to build these green medians down the middle of every American stroad. We should then run streetcars down them, densify the surrounding commercial offerings, and add social housing with courtyards.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Different salaries should only affect how luxurious your life is, not your food quality or ability to afford rent. If you work 40 hours at any job, your income should be enough to live in the town you work in. Thinking otherwise is an abysmal indicator of your humanity.

[Christina Grace @C_GraceT]

Meg is really tied with Caleb Hearon in the category of she/they shooters

[♱ Teresa Sofia ♱ 🐇🍂 - queer ppl deserve to live @sofiartworks]

Broke: The pope is woke!

Woke: The pope's not woke, this is just Christian social teaching!

Bespoke: We're indeed in a historically progressive period of the papacy, & this *is* christian teaching. It's just that, unfortunately, it took a while for our Church to figure this out