Callen.

I'm Callen. I'm cool. I'm weird. I have a multitude of tweets. (she/her)

[Callen. @callenps]

I am going to make an ongoing thread of my cat-sitting adventures. Here were my first clients, Ari and Mona 💖

[Callen. @callenps]

I just spent half of my day making visual lanyards for some kindergarteners whom will likely take them off and lose them

[Callen. @callenps]

@Collin93387 @cozymissa Damn this is amazing!!! I love it

[Callen. @callenps]

@RiotFest @FireballWhisky @yendyshope ah

[Callen. @callenps]

@RiotFest @gameofkittens @yendyshope explofing kittens is fun!! Syd and I game together

[Callen. @callenps]

@VehicleFaneeby I got a new trashcan that looks like this in January. Game changer. 10/10

[Callen. @callenps]

@yendyshope I forgot to tag you

[Callen. @callenps]

We love when our cousins (ft. @baileycnash) get to hang out 🥰

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

how differently they join each other

[Callen. @callenps]

@yendyshope I know!! It was like fate 🥹 only reason I knew he was named that was because his fam was yelling asking where he was on the hike (he was eating chips on a rock 🤣). Then I saw him and my lil heart was full haha. Made me so happy

[Callen. @callenps]

I met a little boy named Callen on my hike yesterday. First time I've ever met a Callen. ❤️

[Callen. @callenps]

I think I found my favorite restaurant and it's in Louisville and I'm sad

[Callen. @callenps]

@ellkay_ Two beers in - free throw

Reeeeally hits the spot

[Callen. @callenps]

someone at work said to me "the sun has you feeling good today!" and like yeah the sun truly changes my seasonal anxiety 😅

[Callen. @callenps]

It's the "pronouns-of-the-week" comment that makes me want to yeet myself off this app

[Callen. @callenps]

Goddamn, it is rough out here ffs

[Callen. @callenps]

Goddamn, it is rough out here ffs

[s 🍉🍒🎄 @saucherie]

saw this reel that said "no one thrives more in an airport than a solo travelling eldest daughter" and like YES so true

[Callen. @callenps]

💀

[Callen. @callenps]

@racheljohnsxn I would love one

[Callen. @callenps]

when ur phone tries to CC Patrick

[lesbian father of 4 (jo) @HowdyItsJo]

when ur card declines at therapy so they make you rewatch pete mouthing the words to alotp while patrick is singing