udochi evelle

I be in my head more than I be on earth🍃. Reader🍃.

[Deelovestoread_ @Deelovestoread_]

Born and raised by Nora Roberts, Sidney Sheldon, Danielle Steel, Mills and Booms historical romance, Harlequin romance and Goosebumps

[Dr. APK @Lordkyril]

If you see a diabetic developing serious symptoms (confusion, shaking, sweating) and you're not sure if it’s because of high/low blood sugar, give them some sugar first if they're still conscious while trying to get to the hospital.

Low blood sugar kills fast but high blood sugar won't be significantly worsened by a small sugar dose.

When in doubt, give sugar.

[:3 @xojesam]

i’m actually somehow but that’s okay fr

[Chukwuedozie Nwa Charlie @TheCharlesIsidi]

People dey write, abegggg.

[Oo Nwoye @OoTheNigerian]

Unpopular Opinion:

When I thought about it deeply, I realized Mungo Park actually discovered River Niger.

And no, I'm not being sarcastic. His discovery was for the person who sent him. To his audience.

When you say to your group of friend "I don find one new beer joint where they sell beer at pump price" and take them there, when in future someone asks "bobs how una take find the new joint? " would you not be referenced?

Were people not going to the joint before you? No be person start the joint? Why not say that when asked? Because discovery is in reference to the audience.

Everything "discovered" on earth existed. But you attribute the discovery of planets, chemical compounds etc to people.

So the problem is with your people that took the history meant for Scottish / British people and consumed it.

And while you were doing oral tradition, your equivalents wrote books.

You've learned today.

You're welcome.

[LANKY @Watchout4Lanky]

Dice Ailes…

That guy was everything Rema is right now, nigh was too ahead of his time

[cecelia @Cleo258_]

@sirhighbreed Worst part is that that’s not even the guy he’s playing with. He’s opponent has only moved one piece. That other game is way ahead 😭🤣

[oziọma @rsvptemple]

allow me introduce you to the nigerian camel

[Charlie✈️ @Charlie_Blocks]

@winexviv @jojoisatechbaby This is most relatable thing I’ve heard all day

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

this is facts

[Tarini Bakshi @tarinisarah]

Honestly the only number that 3 really “owns” is 9. 6 is its own thing, 4 takes 12, 15 is clearly 5 territory, 18 & 24 are in the 6 family, 21 is embedded in 7’s lore, 27 only reminds me of 9 and 30 is obviously a 10 multiple.

[udochi evelle @callherevie]

@highchart My own is, why do so many of his “friends” know that he paid her school fees?

[+ @lkhdme]

ah ah ah ah staying alive, staying alive.

[ásà nwá 🥑🤎📸 @artsyada__]

real ones know

injections >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>drugs

[BRE @brethawriter]

We didn’t have this much access to unintelligent people 10 years ago. And this is what I struggle with accepting

[Terry @terrychildress_]

Art hard, fit hard, pose hard. Well deserved.

[Audacity MD @zee_cv]

So many things wrong with your ECG

[Adefolu @folutresor]

@xorlaliplange This is so true, cos we were reading dictionary and encyclopaedia for fun growing up