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@zako7010 Totally

[K @callherkatee]

I wonder what it’s like to be with someone who makes you homemade crème brûlée

[K @callherkatee]

Standing desk at the office I am that bitch

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Getting featured in a 40 under 40 article or anything similar is actually so cringe if you know

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@zako7010 @thegarybrecka To the people saying make your own… where are you getting the extra hours needed to make 1 loaf of bread every week 😅

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Miles Teller is that bitch

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“Nuanced” is the polite corporate word for “fucked up”

[K @callherkatee]

Not even Christmas yet and I’m already ready for Spring 🌷

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5am Uber to the airport and zak is asking our driver if he’s ever seen a wild gorilla…

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Why does every barista look at me weird when I say whole milk is okay

[K @callherkatee]

There is nothing I hate more than a royal blue kitchen

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Mint lifesavers are trash

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Money can’t buy happiness? Oh, so you’ve never sent your dog to day care to get a bath while you have professional cleaners deep cleaning your house.

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Sutton Stracke’s “name em” is equivalent to Kelly Dodd’s “who”

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I do not wish the acts of service love language on anyone

[K @callherkatee]

Make an espresso martini with orange liqueur instead of coffee liqueur I’m telling you

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Appreciation tweet for vlookup & just @msexcel formulas in general

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My parents need to leave I’ve had like 4 steakhouse dinners since they’ve gotten to town and I am full

[K @callherkatee]

Sex and the City should be coursework in college

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Sunburn = inexperience