𝔼ℕ𝕐𝕆⚜️

get down!!

[𝔼ℕ𝕐𝕆⚜️ @callhimenyo]

“You’re so difficult”
Shhhh…i don’t just like you

[Potato Juice🧃 @pjtoolitt]

no better feeling than watching your prayers become a reality.

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

sometimes i call people hoping they don’t pick up so i can use it as an evidence that i tried

[🪐 @dennisswago]

omo i no keep any streaks on snap again, make una go find work.

[𝙲𝙴𝙽𝚃🐬 @only1centt]

I hope my next birthday finds me in a new country…and with someone I love.

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

The worst part of being broke is having to deal with low quality life experiences just because you don't have a choice.

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

I’ll never hit a woman, but please be wise enough not to lay your hands on me.🙏🏼

[Zuko💋 @xo_dolph]

If I catch you for inside you go know why dem dey call me fire lord

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

"I'mma pull up"
~person wey go trek.

[Henry✨ @sadpunk223]

I love people who share the same sense of humor as me, the perfect friendship

[supermom💕 @ilovesupermom]

One thing I learnt on twitter is that
Everybody like claiming they are right even when they are wrong
So I just keep my opinion to myself

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

Albert Einstein never calculate Wetin i calculate this morning before I fit buy food.

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

no go dey crash out for where you suppose type k

[𝔼ℕ𝕐𝕆⚜️ @callhimenyo]

“Flee from me”
As i say to the females taunting me😭

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

my problem be say i no sabi famz anybody, so anything wey you be, na for your pocket

[Softboy @softboywin]

& every time i blink the fucking laundry basket full again 😩

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

Stack every dollar and play broke

[Natsmart 🇵🇹 @nathehinon_]

Since sending money is what Y'all consider as love una go hate me tire 💔🥲

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

grateful for the existence of boobs and music

[Thebigsol @Thebigsoll]

I graduate in one month. The other levels have already finished their exams and gone home. Suddenly, it hit me that I’m really about to leave this school for good. I got hit with a wave of sadness mehn. I’m actually going to miss uni.