Callhoun

Brand Strategy Director. Co-Founder of Braindance Agency, helping cybersecurity startups fix their messaging. Platinum Bloodborne player.

[Callhoun @Callhoun]

@NatureUnedited Hmmmm I must have this

[Callhoun @Callhoun]

@FuckKoroks @mamathemagazine product sponsorship

[Balázs Doryphoros 🌴 @PannonianMantis]

You worry way too much for a goated white boy who always figured it out

[cashewrising @cashewrising]

they’re offering $275 6-week courses on raves in bushwick now

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

2020s ad: You can finance a burrito using A.I.

1994 Smirnoff ad: What if a penguin had that shit on

[Callhoun @Callhoun]

@justalexoki @mamathemagazine new subscriber

[Callhoun @Callhoun]

Quite good

[Elizabeth @suasoptics]

Hey lazy people: the Vatican made infographics for you

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

Cam Newton Looks like a guy that controls how time works in a scary movie for kids

[Callhoun @Callhoun]

"The next real literary "rebels" in this country might well emerge as some weird bunch of "anti-rebels," born oglers who dare to back away from ironic watching, who have the childish gall to actually endorse single-entendre values." - DFW

[Denzel Rust @AdemLuz]

Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own

[Callhoun @Callhoun]

@GodsGift2uWomen Agree feel like this got stepped on and forgotten. So good

[Real Jose Galvan @Jose_Galvan]

“He’s looking for the ketchup. Tell him it’s there and when he can’t find it, walk over and when you open the fridge the bottle will slide down from the secret compartment”

[Callhoun @Callhoun]

@Dan_Cassaro lol Jeb!

[Jediwolf @Jediwolf]

What happens when you post a real Monet and say it’s AI? The coolest art social experiment I’ve seen in a while. Thank you @SHL0MS

[Callhoun @Callhoun]

@mamathemagazine incomplete w/out Bari Weiss

[Kamil Ruczynski @unable0_]

san francisco in one picture

[Gregory Wieber @dreamwieber]

Asked GPT Image 2 to make a long form 1980s print ad for Cyberdyne Systems.

[Emily Segal @khole_emily]

https://t.co/TEykY5bYOg

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

me as i read 40% of what claude wrote back and type in “continue”

[Callhoun @Callhoun]

The discourse on the JP Morgan hoax layers so much to capture the fractured minds clogging my timeline

- India + Indians
- BDSM
- Hallowed Halls of Finance
- Female Power
- Grift Culture
- Linguistic creativity (Cannons)
- Ridiculous amounts of Racism

I get it. I get it.