calliegirl

teacher 👩‍🏫 plant and mushroom lover 🌱🍄‍🟫space enthusiast 🌌 she/her, bi 💚

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― Sylvia Plath

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

my friends: omg how are you!

me: i wronged the gods in all my past lives and i once again have only bad news

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

when ppl ask if I have any hobbies

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Deciding to get up

[palakang mababa ang talon @__kokak]

we talked about how grief catches up to you on a random tuesday, but what about how the realization that you're not as healed as you thought you were creeping up on a monday morning

[calliegirl @callieac8]

@notmenken Kidnap them, Winston’s getting a sibling

[calliegirl @callieac8]

can I… can I read it

[Grey @sadbokkie]

ok it’s time to come clean i wrote a very gay fanfic about them when i was 13

[redacted @aquariusdays]

whatever gets her into that therapist’s office

[Gnome Anne May Perceive Me @annethegnome]

FUNGUS IN SPACE!!! 🍄🚀

Equal parts cosmic horror and nature being metal, let's talk about the lichen that grew on the OUTSIDE of the International Space Station!

Get your tea and curl up, because I PROMISE you wanna hear about these fungal cosmonauts 🧑‍🚀
🧵

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Out:
girlbossing

In:
girlmossing - we're resting on trees and rocks with ferns and liverworts which are also abundant on moist the forest floors

[trash jones @jzux]

will never forget being like 9 and hearing that song breathe where she says “life’s like an hourglass glued to the table” and i started thinking about death and i just never stopped

[matt @IraqWarLiker]

There should be an advanced version of Blue’s Clues with more complicated clues and darker storylines

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

I’d be laughing

[annie-mai @anniemaisocial]

people at work this week

[calliegirl @callieac8]

@notmenken Matching giant isopods plssssss

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

me adding wet food to my dog’s dry food because he feels comfortable complaining despite being literally on sale at the humane society

[trash jones @jzux]

i personally would never waste away in margaritaville. i would shine