Callie Sagen

[Callie Sagen @calliebemis]

@Country_Words Jason!

[Callie Sagen @calliebemis]

@YoItsKennyDude You just won the internet

[Callie Sagen @calliebemis]

I wouldnt recommend not buying anything 2013 from @ford they needed to make big changes in the engine as the whole year is full of lemons & they don’t want to respond to my emails anymore since trying to pass the blame to the dealership, the dealership did all they could #junk

[Callie Sagen @calliebemis]

@FordService I have contacted them back and they have now stopped contacting me, because I told them the dealership was wonderful and did everything they could to try to fix my car, but this is a ford problem and would probably recall a ton of cars so they no longer want to hear from me...

[Callie Sagen @calliebemis]

Thanks @ford my car is so screwed up no one can tell me what’s wrong with it. Including you.... Even the dealership gave me a Chevy to drive for the week..... #disappointed

[Callie Sagen @calliebemis]

After trying to take a vitamin everyday I remember why I got off the pill and went on a non daily birth control......I can’t remember shit!!

[Callie Sagen @calliebemis]

My fiancé would rather wear dirty white sock then wear clean black socks...... please help

[Callie Sagen @calliebemis]

The beer cooler feels warm..... what is life.... Wisconsin is frozen but still drinking #drinkwisconsibly

[Callie Sagen @calliebemis]

@JustaStud Thanks Justin! I’m excited!!

[Callie Sagen @calliebemis]

Find yourself a man who calls you and tells you to go to the Harley dealership because there is a bike you should buy, and it’s being set aside! #iwin #husbandmaterial #iamgoingtomarryhim #buyingaharley

[Callie Sagen @calliebemis]

I went from 25 to 88... I eat oatmeal for breakfast and drink black coffee.

[Callie Sagen @calliebemis]

Rubs boyfriends back for one second, that feels so good, stops, great do that to mine 😂😂😂😂

[Callie Sagen @calliebemis]

What in the fuck Green Bay?!?

[Callie Sagen @calliebemis]

When you get a dermaplane and your boyfriend actually notices and says, your faces looks really smooth today... thank you thank you very much for noticing!!! #bestbf #smoothskin

[Callie Sagen @calliebemis]

Red Bull for $2.09 Aldi “red” four pack $2.29....... yeah okay you talked me into it.

[Callie Sagen @calliebemis]

Even bad days suck less when you have a great person to come home too, to brighten the bull shit!!! #treethroughtheroof #everythingatworkdied #hesavedacalf #atleastitwasabaddaytogether

[Callie Sagen @calliebemis]

When people forget that you can actually do stuff with out getting shit bombed.... I can stop after having a couple beers so I can drive myself home it’s super cool!

[Callie Sagen @calliebemis]

Someone’s else plan is always an unrealistic joke to someone else

[Callie Sagen @calliebemis]

You know what’s amazing..... everytime I yell for Jeremy, not once has he yelled back “what”, not once. He just comes running. And that my friends is something I never thought I’d have.