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[callie kirkwood @calliedian_]

*literally anything happens*
me: you know this kind of reminds me of that one spongebob episode wh-

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Ice cream season is almost over” Well actually real ice cream eaters know that cool weather brings with it freedom from fast-melting cones & the pleasure of sweet cold ice cream in a car with the heat cranked up

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who've been on earth before

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

party rock has never been less in the house tonight than this moment in time

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

first time it did this i thought i woke up in hell

[prettier jesus @bxsel]

Being 25 with a tummy ache from a bag of gummy worms

[Netflix @netflix]

LOST CORE

[callie kirkwood @calliedian_]

@enjoyurpuzzle here’s a lil snippet!!

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

"Lost: Inside TV's biggest cult hit since The X-Files," Dec. 5, 2004

[callie kirkwood @calliedian_]

I will never recover from this tbh

[Bonnaroovian @Bonnaroovian]

this lineup was so stacked, it made pancakes jealous 🥞

[callie kirkwood @calliedian_]

my fav moment was when the Offsite Shuttle never came to take me back to my car at 2am

[Bonnaroo @Bonnaroo]

soaking up all the memories we made this weekend 🥹 what was your favorite moment of #bonnaroo 2023?

[callie kirkwood @calliedian_]

@the_diagon_alli I cry every time I hear this song. It always reminds me of miss Connie & 5th grade 🤍

[callie kirkwood @calliedian_]

this is so me

[Variety @Variety]

A cockroach has arrived at the #MetGala. https://t.co/OcPy5ckhQN

[callie kirkwood @calliedian_]

not the “peace and joy” sign right next to the assault weapons

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

THIS is last year's Christmas card from Tennessee Rep. Andy Ogles, a Republican who represents the district that Covenant School is in in Nashville. #tnleg

[callie kirkwood @calliedian_]

@gettinglostdoc The Shape of Things to Come!!

[callie kirkwood @calliedian_]

Forbes is lying

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Gen Z has an average of $33,000 saved for retirement, per Forbes.

[callie kirkwood @calliedian_]

I love him

[stranger writers @strangerwriters]

Quinn, this is for you. Happy bday!! 🎸🔥❤️

[callie kirkwood @calliedian_]

@CookOut bring back cookout rounds. I will not ask again.

[callie kirkwood @calliedian_]

A hit tweet