cal 🐀

rural penniless liberal redneck turned annoying elitist upper west sider (still penniless)

[cal 🐀 @callieeejane]

@GlynisOMeara economy altering my expectations like i light a candle at home and get drunk on cheap vodka on the way to mezzrow $10 student jazz nights and it's the best night out of the year

[cal 🐀 @callieeejane]

@GlynisOMeara no

[cal 🐀 @callieeejane]

@arkangeljoy my male body standard just went up exponentially

[cal 🐀 @callieeejane]

@GlynisOMeara

[cal 🐀 @callieeejane]

@GlynisOMeara wait cus I've never like been EXCITED for it to snow but it's been so dry this fall like... I could fuck up a blizzard rn

[cal 🐀 @callieeejane]

@GlynisOMeara AGAIN??!!

[mariana @pastapilled]

huge day

[Jacob Scherer @jacobtheloofah]

It's insane that Eric Adams is the first sitting NYC Mayor to be indicted on criminal charges, that's like being the first sitting mayor of Mouse City to eat cheese

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

i could never be hannah montana because i would take one hit of a joint at a party, turn to the person closest to me, and immediately go “i neeeeeeed to tell u something”

[cal 🐀 @callieeejane]

@zachlanebryan art is inherently political

[cal 🐀 @callieeejane]

@GlynisOMeara cities

[cal 🐀 @callieeejane]

imagine quitting something just for everyone in the world to collectively go "fucking finally"

[JP @jpbrammer]

this is going to ruin the tour

[cal 🐀 @callieeejane]

@zachlanebryan brief history lesson: voting on a ballot is only one small part of having a functional democracy. real change is made by action and uncomfortable discussion. just because your situation is benefiting you doesn't mean other folks don't have something to complain about.

[cal 🐀 @callieeejane]

@reynoldsgareth after watching a plethora of cops with chainsaws brutalizing columbia students, id say they hear you loud and clear

[cal 🐀 @callieeejane]

@GlynisOMeara eric adams do something abt this!!!!!1!