cal pal

[cal pal @callieeogdenn]

@Snapchat can you please make the baby man filter able to make it two people at once

[stevie @adultmomband]

6th graders will not be silenced

[alaska ★彡 @onlinegirlie]

“are u a girl or a boy” first of all i’m a bestie

[. @realsinyo]

I took Valentine’s Day very seriously in elementary school. I was like “she’s getting the small Hannah Montana sticker cuz I don’t like her” 💀😂

[cal pal @callieeogdenn]

@Katkrausee no.

[cal pal @callieeogdenn]

@ellieehansonn @icdoutdominatrx ellie you did not

[bailey meyers @baileymeyers]

if i annoy you please consider this extremely reasonable solution

[cal pal @callieeogdenn]

mayb but i love the chaos 😇 i will b @ walmart 6/7 days a week 4 no reason i don’t know

[diggy✨ @___diggy]

Target is just so much more peaceful than Walmart 😭🤣

[cal pal @callieeogdenn]

@carolinelwade i was gonna say this 😭😭

[cal pal @callieeogdenn]

if a guy says he’s 5’9 he’s actually 5’6 sorry i don’t make the rules

[Paki Blinder @s41ah]

Guys 5’5 be singing “shawty a lil baddie” bro you are the shawty

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

my body is not a temple it is a chuck e. cheese✨

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

DONT LET HAVING BIG TITTIES STOP U FROM GOING BRALESS. LET THEM GIRLS SWINGGG. BE FREE

[Eron (Re-Education) @professordarwin]

I heard a good question today...

Why is murder an appropriate response to property damage

But property damage isn't an appropriate response to murder?

[choyce @choycebrown]

“i don’t feel like talking” is valid. it’s not shade, no i’m not mad at you, sometimes i’m just not in a talking mood. let me get back to you

[cal pal @callieeogdenn]

remember when white people were doing the mugshot challenge 💀

[Meghan Rienks @meghanrienks]

remeber when white people were doing the vogue challenge 💀

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Women get to smell like real things (vanilla, lavender) but men have to smell like concepts. What the fuck is "cool sport rush"