Callie Houston

[Callie Houston @callieh09]

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[Callie Houston @callieh09]

Thanks @dojacat for spending 1,938 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Streets - Silhouette Remix. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/t9c2oOYA3d

[Callie Houston @callieh09]

all of my friends are either getting married, having kids, or moving in with their significant other and i’m still single and living in my parents house.

your 20s really are a “what am i even doing” moment

[Callie Houston @callieh09]

i wish i was the girl that i was before i met you because now there’s just after and it sucks because i hate you but i love you

[Callie Houston @callieh09]

sis it wasn’t a relationship if all you guys did was talk and have s*x, believe me he’s not worth crying over. HE NEVER TOOK YOU ON DATES , HE NEVER SHOWED YOU OFF (just your car) , ALL HE WANTED WAS YOUR MONEY , GET OVER HIS BROKE ASS!

don’t mind me this is just a note to self

[Callie Houston @callieh09]

*me talking to a guy i work with about what the guy i’m talking to is saying*

me: “does he think i work a 9am- 5pm job”

guy i work with: “tell him we don’t work 9am- 5pm we work 5am- 9pm”

😂😂😂

[Callie Houston @callieh09]

does someone wanna explain to me why being friend zoned hurts so bad 🤦🏻‍♀️🙄

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[Callie Houston @callieh09]

to all the people that are panic buying stuff...............................................................................................all of the couponers are laughing at us🤷🏻‍♀️

[Callie Houston @callieh09]

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[Owen Riegling Music @owenriegling]

“The Call” out now.

https://t.co/JbrAgTAMho

[Callie Houston @callieh09]

i hate people that talk shit behind my back. Like excuse me but if you have something to say, say it to my face! mmk 😋

[Callie Houston @callieh09]

i started watching the show “You” on #netflix . Now i feel like someone is watching me 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

[Callie Houston @callieh09]

ngl Tik Tok is taking over my life.

[Callie Houston @callieh09]

just watched the movie “After” and i absolutely loved it, my heart actually hurts after watching it.

[Callie Houston @callieh09]

is Riverdale ever going to show Jugheads death or are they gonna keep pissing me off? tune in next week to find out. @lilireinhart @colesprouse #riverdale #kindamad #jugheadbetty #bughead

[King Koopa 👑 @TheRealJkeems]

February 27th 1998 - December 9th 2017 ❤️