Calysta 🏳️‍⚧️

[Calysta 🏳️‍⚧️ @CalliesDee]

Good fucking riddance. #LindsayGraham

[Calysta 🏳️‍⚧️ @CalliesDee]

Almost perfect 😭

[Willow🐭ΘΔ given out 5.1k “Good girl’s” @WillowMouseDoll]

hi

[Calysta 🏳️‍⚧️ @CalliesDee]

Im gunna do this by putting sparklez on my boobs and going out at night and letting the moonlight reflect off them

[Calysta 🏳️‍⚧️ @CalliesDee]

MORE OF YOU NEED TO SEE THIS PICTURE GAAAHHH

[Calysta 🏳️‍⚧️ @CalliesDee]

@IntelDeadlock Thank god this is going to help so much (I’m Phantom 1 this will effect me none whatsoever.)

[Calysta 🏳️‍⚧️ @CalliesDee]

@Canadianguyehh @theallergygirl Wait I’m confused what did Steam do? I know the steam machine is kind of ridiculously priced but they basically explained resource shortages are the cause…

Fuck AI for that btw.

[Calysta 🏳️‍⚧️ @CalliesDee]

@Eevee_luvs Oh goonness I mean goon I mean goon I mean great heavens!

[Calysta 🏳️‍⚧️ @CalliesDee]

Me when ITS LITERALLY THE FUCKING AI DATA CENTERS PLEASE THEY ARE GOING TO KILL US

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

JUST IN🚨: A sprawling, double heat dome is currently taking shape across the United States, bringing dangerously hot, humid conditions to over 200 million Americans.

[Calysta 🏳️‍⚧️ @CalliesDee]

@bluebrryowlet That’s gunna get you in trouble girl.

[Calysta 🏳️‍⚧️ @CalliesDee]

Ass Card Checkpoint. Everyone drop their cards to be confirmed.

[Calysta 🏳️‍⚧️ @CalliesDee]

@Destiny5619 @not_airspeed BE NICE ABOUT MY BORGERS

[Calysta 🏳️‍⚧️ @CalliesDee]

Not me having a picture of myself cackling post INTENSE org4sm with a bloody handprint from my wife on my stomach. (It’s my own blood)

[goober (doll robo puppy thing) @goobersimulator]

i have some crazy hot pics of me nude covered in blood/dried blood, but can't post it cause my followers are NOT ready for the disparity of that against my normal stuff �� +twt may throw a fit

[Calysta 🏳️‍⚧️ @CalliesDee]

If you ever doubt trans women having periods just know I just ugly cried because Taco Bell gave me an extra cinnamon twists for free.

[Calysta 🏳️‍⚧️ @CalliesDee]

@wolveene @remilithi That…. That’s Poison Ivy isn’t it? Honey please shower immediately or you’re going to be so uncomfy.

[Calysta 🏳️‍⚧️ @CalliesDee]

Can I have my phone and a charger and my laptop so I can watch videos and little snacks to eat and water maybe Faygo orange I would like that thank youuuuu

[SASHA BÁTHORY - Dominatrix @serve_sasha]

This is where you will stay until I return.

[Calysta 🏳️‍⚧️ @CalliesDee]

@Eevee_luvs EVE OMG 😳 *likes*

[Calysta 🏳️‍⚧️ @CalliesDee]

And I’m officially never buying Ben and Jerry’s ever again.

Fuck Israel.

[Calysta 🏳️‍⚧️ @CalliesDee]

@Vesper_2005

[oxyzen @oxyzen]

this is what happens when “everyone gets a puppy” finally beats “diarrhea forever”

[Calysta 🏳️‍⚧️ @CalliesDee]

@cmartsToo Based