callie but time is a construct

cookin it, livin it, lovin it

[mothman @mothmanbot]

Mothman is real and not straight

[eski @eskification]

I keep saying this to myself. perfect phrase

[callie but time is a construct @calliewag13]

@a_tiny_bird Hey

[callie but time is a construct @calliewag13]

@a_tiny_bird this holds up

[callie but time is a construct @calliewag13]

@a_tiny_bird ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS WAS A LONG CON THIS WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT THAT YOU ACTUALLY CALLED THEM THAT

[callie but time is a construct @calliewag13]

@a_tiny_bird what does this do again because I've already forgotten

[𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙋𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙋𝙤𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩 @WorkingPod]

Boy, all that "unskilled labor" became "essential" real fast

[callie but time is a construct @calliewag13]

I grated carrots for these and made a dog friendly frosting like I would really like to underscore the amount of effort that went into this

[callie but time is a construct @calliewag13]

It’s the anniversary of when my car got towed because I was delivering dog cupcakes to the dog of the guy I was seeing (it was her birthday) to prove I was worthy enough to be promoted to “girlfriend”! Love it!

[callie but time is a construct @calliewag13]

Honestly she deserved them though I regret nothing but my own lack of self esteem

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

Am I Tired Because I’m Sick or Am I Tired Because I Had Goldfish For Lunch: A Memoir

[callie but time is a construct @calliewag13]

@cait_mccu She’s 8 today & I’m long distance celebrating 🥳

[Defunctland @Defunctland]

Disneyland was not Walt Disney's first theme park concept, and Anaheim was not its first location. In this episode of Defunctland, Kevin explores the history of Mickey Mouse Park, Disney's first amusement park idea. Watch it now!
https://t.co/qVc4nvZa2v

[Jules @Julian_Epp]

Ted Cruz liking the porn tweet

[callie but time is a construct @calliewag13]

@cait_mccu 👏👏👏👏

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Very funny to refer to the next two days as “the weekend” as if we still exist in time and space

[Tommy Redd @whothewhatnow]

Hi! I manage the neighborhood hardware store you love so much. We're exempted from the shutdown bc we provide *essential* products and repair services. But we've been swamped with customers all week (800 today alone). And it's freaking us out...

[callie but time is a construct @calliewag13]

Almost #NewProfilePic but I couldn’t part with the raccoon