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On public roads you should be able to tip bicyclists like cows

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Charlie Kirk is dead. Prove me wrong.

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Reese’s Pisses

[General Steez @generalsteez69]

Fuckkkkkkk apparently they just added an amendment to the Big Beautiful Bill that is forcing me to drink beers on a rooftop tonight

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IQ tests are pretty hard but I passed! I only got a C, 75 overall!

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@LukesMom69 Some Labrador energy type shit

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I don’t know what number beer this is, but it’s one of them

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Dunking my Oreos in beer because it’s 5 O’clock somewhere

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I’m an asshole because my mercury is in retrograde

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Horoscopes are just the farmers almanac for white girls

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Organizing your Uno cards by number instead of color…CBTM

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The things you’ll do for a chance at $25,000

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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Trying to look like a Sharpie but smell like a Mr. Sketch

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POV I’m you trip sitter…

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Coke addicts always have a white Christmas ❄️

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Everybody has that one coworker with the absolute worst takes

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If I could get paid for being an ass I’d be the richest man in the planet

[Tanner @TeeSaxx]

@NoContextHumans

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