Whatcha MacCallit

The Masked Marauder of Provincetown Amateur Provocateur and Feral Drag Monster (they/it)
NSFW 18+
The extra 🌶️: @callitgoodboy

[Whatcha MacCallit @callitmac]

@MrRedBuoy I actually JUST figured it out 😤

[Whatcha MacCallit @callitmac]

Ohhhhh I sure did accidentally post uncensored hole to my drag twitter, I sure did, and I sure can't figure out how to delete it either

[RedBuoy the CuntBoy ➡️ PTOWN Summer2026 @MrRedBuoy]

This is what a happy pup looks like. @callitgoodboy

[Whatcha MacCallit @callitmac]

Their bid so far is $17 btw

[Whatcha MacCallit @callitmac]

Sitting here signed into doordash, getting no orders coming in, , freakin out. Who here wants to outbid doordash for what I'm do this evening

[Whatcha MacCallit @callitmac]

Out: hung boyfriend
In and out: hung boyfriend
In and out and in and out: hung boyfriend
In and out and in and out and in and out: hung boyfriend
In and out and in and out and in and out and in and out: hung boyfriend
In and out and in and out and in and out and in and out and i

[Whatcha MacCallit @callitmac]

I keep coming back to this idea in my head. Discount Rent Boy of Drag 2025

[Whatcha MacCallit @callitmac]

Watch me become the discount rent boy of new england drag

[Whatcha MacCallit @callitmac]

The feeling of 50 twitter followers is the illusion of no consequences

[Whatcha MacCallit @callitmac]

Who wants to bankroll my content creation side hustle by funding my purchase of like four or five sex toys

[Whatcha MacCallit @callitmac]

My pronouns are this/that

[Whatcha MacCallit @callitmac]

D'ya ever get someone says something that rubs you the wrong way but you can't articulate why or maybe it's too petty to vocalize so your brain just says 😠

[Whatcha MacCallit @callitmac]

The nipple clamp picture insta took down

[Whatcha MacCallit @callitmac]

My plans tonight as told by this @YuriThrall edit I made

[kendra @kendramorous]

lock tf in. get your ass in mutual aid groups. lend your time to meal services. care for people in the way a vote simply never could. advocate for community gardens and libraries. stop betraying community. you don’t get a sticker or gold star. lock in.

[Whatcha MacCallit @callitmac]

This is so fucking crazy to me, not the least of which because I'm not in Virginia @xhamstercom
Who tf is gonna give their biometric data to a bootleg porn site, full stop, that is such an absolutely insane ask

[Whatcha MacCallit @callitmac]

Should I douche in the woods? Would that be iconic?

[Whatcha MacCallit @callitmac]

This gets funnier and funnier the more I think about it

[Whatcha MacCallit @callitmac]

Drag number idea: Of Mice and Men but set to Oops! I Did It Again

[Whatcha MacCallit @callitmac]

I need databases of:
1. Large empty parking lots to sleep, get ready for shows, and make content in
2. Public restrooms to pee in
3. Single-stall public restrooms to douche in (subcategory of no. 2)

[Whatcha MacCallit @callitmac]

Drag number idea: Of Mice and Men but set to Oops! I Did It Again

[Whatcha MacCallit @callitmac]

C*m to Tippendudes