callie

i’m a blunt person

[callie @callliewise]

COLD. COFFEE. is 10x better than hot. fight me on this.

[demotivational speaker. 💖 @hey_sita]

Please don’t tell me any bad news in Chilis. Like right infront of my triple dipper and honey chipotle crispers? Save it.

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

this that shit that turned donkey into a horse

[ash @contextmxnster]

you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in

[Shay 🌈🌸✨ @ShayWoulahan]

Mine is this

[z @zabushka]

my bad for thinking everyone has common sense btw

[callie @callliewise]

@LeenaBee85 @iscel @la_cryptic @DailyLoud i’m so glad we’re on the same page! super exhausting talking to you

[callie @callliewise]

@LeenaBee85 @iscel @la_cryptic @DailyLoud it is quite literally what makes a woman pregnant. don’t stress your brain too hard over it— sometimes men just don’t use logic. and that’s okay!

[callie @callliewise]

@LeenaBee85 @iscel @la_cryptic @DailyLoud men keep it in their pants and women don’t end up pregnant. you can’t understand?! crazy!

[callie @callliewise]

@LeenaBee85 @iscel @la_cryptic @DailyLoud wombs don’t have humans if a man IS NOT involved.
there’s an egg, that is NOT a human until conception WITH A MAN.
a dick kept in the pants prevents having humans.
Get it now pea brain? 😃

[callie @callliewise]

@wesnichols hey Wes, aren’t you FULLY for cutting ALL of the social services in Cali? maybe your billionaire (yeah, with a B) self can fund the fire department instead! best of luck!

[callie @callliewise]

@MrEricGz probably use of steroids that can make organs grow over time and visceral fat

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Anyone else think sht is getting weird…?

[Tori @Ttoorriifoxx]

I need y'all to care about the south in some capacity. This type of devastation is unheard of in Appalachia. It's historic. It's horrifying.

[zach @extrafabulous]

Did u know a storm just wiped entire north carolina towns off the map and completely isolated Asheville, which has gone dark due to no Internet/water/power/ways to leave the city. Barely seen any news about it. Am I tripping cuz this seems like it should be bigger news

[callie @callliewise]

@doxie_gay @gbless00

[callie @callliewise]

@notcapnamerica that wasn’t necessary bc she wasn’t lying. the people verbally attacking her are the problem. I can’t tell you how many patients i’ve seen not be able to come back into the practice bc they’ve been so verbally abusive.

[MaltLiquorPapi @LowkeyBrilliant]

"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.'"

[callie @callliewise]

@DailyLoud 🎶what the fuck🎶