im gonna fix her wagon

[im gonna fix her wagon @callmeFlarg]

I wasn’t kayaking you idiot I was sucking dick

[im gonna fix her wagon @callmeFlarg]

You build shit like fuck

[im gonna fix her wagon @callmeFlarg]

He cut it off, sets it ablaze, threw it in the garage & set the garage on fire

[im gonna fix her wagon @callmeFlarg]

Just hold a bag of worms & have the chicken with a veil on

[im gonna fix her wagon @callmeFlarg]

You better start drinking your drink because I just cracked a green hugger

[im gonna fix her wagon @callmeFlarg]

First we need six months of talking & then six months of Jesus

[im gonna fix her wagon @callmeFlarg]

Nothing gets done when they’re having family dinner in the dishpit

[im gonna fix her wagon @callmeFlarg]

I am the walrus

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Who is that? he looks like a crackhead
No, he’s Amish

[im gonna fix her wagon @callmeFlarg]

Do you guys wanna come to my storage unit?

[im gonna fix her wagon @callmeFlarg]

I don’t know what it is about a white girls Brita

[im gonna fix her wagon @callmeFlarg]

You’re the type of trail mix where it’s all raisins, no m&ms & too many almonds

[im gonna fix her wagon @callmeFlarg]

The first time I threw up on his penis I had just eaten spaghetti

[im gonna fix her wagon @callmeFlarg]

I went in her room late at night. Spread her cheeks. Yep, I saw the worms there

[im gonna fix her wagon @callmeFlarg]

My dentist sends me a happy birthday message does that count for anything?

[im gonna fix her wagon @callmeFlarg]

He’s a necklace, he’s a bracelet, he’s a purse

[im gonna fix her wagon @callmeFlarg]

It’s a chicken but not a chicken

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My vet is American & the other vet is Israel

[im gonna fix her wagon @callmeFlarg]

She has a cane now. Little moron.

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This young squirrel doesn’t know who I am