𝕖. 𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕝

𝖺𝗐𝗄𝗐𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖺𝗇 | 𝗐𝖾𝖾𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗇𝖺𝗍𝗂𝖼

[𝕖. 𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕝 @callme_emoney]

really wish I had one of those guys from the Flinstones to chew off my toenails

[𝕖. 𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕝 @callme_emoney]

used an illegal straw today

[𝕖. 𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕝 @callme_emoney]

man this Monday really be feeling like a Friday 🥹

[𝕖. 𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕝 @callme_emoney]

getting thru the horror of reality by letting the magic eight run shit ✌🏼

[𝕖. 𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕝 @callme_emoney]

yeah asmr is cool but have you ever fallen asleep to the sound of two cats absolutely destroying your apartment

[𝕖. 𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕝 @callme_emoney]

hangin w/ cats >>>>> hangin w/ humans

[𝕖. 𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕝 @callme_emoney]

wearing sunglasses inside the airport is the fuckin move

[𝕖. 𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕝 @callme_emoney]

Andrew Garfield playing JT on SNL is top tier comedy

[𝕖. 𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕝 @callme_emoney]

love how the name of our country is just ironic

[𝕖. 𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕝 @callme_emoney]

apartment bldgs should have vending machines

[𝕖. 𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕝 @callme_emoney]

in my “bracing for the end of democracy” era

[𝕖. 𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕝 @callme_emoney]

if you were sick and had to pick your mom or your crusty uncle to look after you, who would you choose?!

[𝕖. 𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕝 @callme_emoney]

me: I’m fine, everything’s fine

also me: lays in an empty field for hours

[jae @lovesahoax]

every time i think it can’t get worse he’s like hold my beer😭

[𝕖. 𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕝 @callme_emoney]

did god give cats tails so that they’d have a built in toy for life?! dope.

[𝕖. 𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕝 @callme_emoney]

can we all agree that emotionally immature men are responsible for everything bad in the world orrr are we still in denial????

[𝕖. 𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕝 @callme_emoney]

cigs on a crisp fall day are top tier

[𝕖. 𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕝 @callme_emoney]

just locked eyes with an opossum for longer than I lock eyes with humans wth is wrong w me 🤣

[𝕖. 𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕝 @callme_emoney]

it’s not really a women’s world when you’re dressing for the male gaze and singing songs produced by a rapist jus saying

[𝕖. 𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕝 @callme_emoney]

eating Halloween candy for months is the same as y’all leaving your Xmas lights up for months