Aryssa Baca

my name is aryssa, I am loud and I have a basketball game tomorroooooooooow

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Americans put flavoring in their lattes because the espresso sucks here 🙊

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I hate bacon in Australia

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Ever feel like you have grown out of every person you have ever met?

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He’s running low on material. Where’s my 2020 message?

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I’m as white as brown gets.

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If you’re from New Mexico and still awake I desperately need your moms salsa recipe.

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A relationship.

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I think I lost weight in my elbows

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Yesterday my biggest fear was locking my keys inside my apartment...this morning it was just my reality.

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I hate when people I like have bad breath.

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I miss American coffee 😰☕️

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#NoPainNetflix

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@chrisdelia gave me a fear of dolphins and I’m pissed. I used to not be afraid of anything.

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Me texting my boyfriend while we were in the same room.

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I’ve lived so many versions of hating my life at this point...it’s getting out of hand.

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I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

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How Chris D'Elia Dies https://t.co/Zmh4pFwTAi via @YouTube I wish @chrisdelia would break my heart while wearing a black turtle neck so it would sting even more, and right after I explained that I poisoned him....I would slip and he would throw a towel at me and die.

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One time I used the word coupon in Beverly Hills and I got kicked out.

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I’m no polygamist but I could definitely have some brother husbands #kickitwiththebros