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I've seen Uranus.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

[JB @jb100___]

Now I know damn well #netflix did not just leave me with a beer in my hand waiting for a countdown that felt like new years for it to not work. #notnetflix #loveisblind

[abbz @callmeabigail]

It’s some bunny’s first Cavs game! #letemknow

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Ladies and gentlemen - Jon fucking Stewart. 🔥

[abbz @callmeabigail]

@OHCashExplosion Yoo can I pretty please get a link to those gorgeous pink velvet heels the female host is wearing? 😍

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

this video is so much more effective at making christianity look cool than any of those jesus commercials imo

[abbz @callmeabigail]

#TomBrady

[😗 @_emweezyyy]

if you think about it the gym is basically a silent disco

[Joe Ferullo @ironworker1]

Fun for the whole family: today is a day that happens once every thousand years - add your age plus the year of your birth and it should add up to 2022 for everyone.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

bro how tf do you block team snapchat

[Browns Iran @Browns_Iran]

امروز ما خون روح هنر مدل و هر پرنده موش در بالتیمور را می نوشیم

[Karen Boss 🦩 @kbworld33]

Back in June, I help my mom clean out her pool shed. There's a strand of old twinkle lights with plastic flamingos. "Throw them out," she says. "They don't work." But I see that the flamingos came off easily, so I start to pull them off. "I can do something with these."

[abbz @callmeabigail]

Daylight savings is such bullshit. No extra hour of sleep in our house- the kids just woke up at 4am instead of 5am. And now I keep thinking it’s like 3 in the afternoon when really it’s not even noon! Having children is so fun 🙃

[Browns Iran @Browns_Iran]

امشب خون هر گربه جنگلی را می نوشیم و فلفل دلمه ای شکلاتی در حال خوردن هوبو در کنتاکی!

[abbz @callmeabigail]

Yo @instagram why is my account suspended? I entered my email and phone number to see why and I just have a spinning wheel. I haven’t posted anything in over a fucking year.

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

talking shit is my love language

[abbz @callmeabigail]

Before bed last night there was a big spider on the ceiling and when we woke up this morning it was on the ceiling in our bedroom. I’m not sure if it’s stalking us like prey or if it just wants to be our friend.