Phil Coulson

Connoisseur of paperwork, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., babysitter of the Avengers and the heart and soul of every party.

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[Phil Coulson @CallMeAgentCool]

@TheIronWiz [Txt] Summer '16. Had a long day with lots of paperwork. Then I went to bed and woke up to 2018...

[Phil Coulson @CallMeAgentCool]

@TheIronWiz [Txt] Thing is...I don't think I've been out that long. I'd be starved by now.

[Phil Coulson @CallMeAgentCool]

@TheIronWiz [Txt] Went to bed. Woke up. 18 months have passed. No memory.

[Phil Coulson @CallMeAgentCool]

@TheIronWiz [Txt] 2018?!?! Fuck! Can't believe I lost so much time...

[Phil Coulson @CallMeAgentCool]

Texts @TheIronWiz

[Txt] Ehm...Hi Tony...What year is it? I /may/ have lost some time.

[Phil Coulson @CallMeAgentCool]

//Loss of muse, depression, stressful work, stressful life, "It's just not the same anymore". Choose your favorite reason for me being dead all the time. I just hope to be able to come back here. I missed being party-Phil...

[Phil Coulson @CallMeAgentCool]

~Here I aaaaaam on the road agaaaaiiin~

[Phil Coulson @CallMeAgentCool]

@SHIELDagent_May *txt* You're in WHAT?

[Phil Coulson @CallMeAgentCool]

//Please bear with me during this mood drop.

[Phil Coulson @CallMeAgentCool]

//Work (and weather) are giving me a hard time right now and when I'm home I just wanna turn my brain off to some tv show.

[Phil Coulson @CallMeAgentCool]

@SHIELDagent_May I've got a camera feed for my office door but it could be I just took a break from work so I didn't see it.

[Phil Coulson @CallMeAgentCool]

@SHIELDagent_May *txt* Yeah. I'm at home. Kinda having a down for no reason at all. So home office it is.

[Phil Coulson @CallMeAgentCool]

//*hums "sweet dreams" at work*

[Phil Coulson @CallMeAgentCool]

//I was the only one who understood the after credits scene. Took me some seconds but then I felt superior xD

[Phil Coulson @CallMeAgentCool]

@SHIELDagent_May //And I LOVE IT!

[Phil Coulson @CallMeAgentCool]

//Finally watching apocalypse before they stop showing it xD

[Phil Coulson @CallMeAgentCool]

When someone at the HQ hails HYDRA.

[Phil Coulson @CallMeAgentCool]

T.A.H.I.T.I. protocol Ver. 2: Go into a parallel universe and kidnap the counterpart. https://t.co/NY3gNDs11T

[Hailo it's Hydra @official_hydra_]

Now that one Quicksilver is dead we're planning on infiltrating the other universe and capturing the other one by luring him with twinkies

[Phil Coulson @CallMeAgentCool]

@SHIELDagent_May But first we should UNinstall these cameras everywhere.