Hailo it's Hydra

Your true leader. || 2% serious || 429% crack || @DontCallMeAgent is my Romeo ♡

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@ loki @ pepper @ fury @ rhodey @ bucky

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@actual_tonys but the emotions were real..

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@actual_tonys that magical night we spent together in chernobyl

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@howlin_command0 😚😚😚

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@classic_clintB DO U LOVE ME

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@actual_tonys but bae i thought we had something special :(

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@actual_tonys do u love me

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@actual_tonys wiggles eyebrows

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Brainwash brainwash brainwash

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Remember kids: dont do drugs

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#hydramadetrumphappen

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@actual_tonys I'm loving this warm welcome, you're all too sweet

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We're back.

Isn't that great news?

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If Hydra were a Pokemon, we'd be a Jigglypuff because we make people fall asleep (for decades ;) )

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May, stop trying to stop me from stealing an intern. https://t.co/6rQ5uWEvBr

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"@InternCC , can you make strudel?"

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//I still owe a few people headcanons beAR WITH ME, I AM SO SORRY

[soccer mom steve @captainbootycap]

when you accidentally kill everyone's parents

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T'Challa is the T'Champ

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which one of you losers stole our plans?

natasha. probably natasha.

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//I'm bored and I know I have replies and a solo to write, but I don't want to do either. You feel me?