soccer mom steve

the first booty avenger [parody account]

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ok ladies now let's get in formation

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this twitter account is old, but im older #MyTwitterAnniversary

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imagine if the addams family had thanos’ power

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bro this account more dead than 50% of the population

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me and bucky are forming a boyband called brooklynhampton

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shuri: WHAT ARE THOSE
t’challa: they’re my traditional crocs

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sorry x-men, everyone has a new favorite erik.

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t’challa: i never freeze
steve: can’t relate

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couples who have metal arms together stay together

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steve in civil war when everyone tried killing bucky

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me @ team ironman https://t.co/epiR3A9GAx

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can't believe evil was created today

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even the avengers couldn't avenge the shithole the usa has become

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wow logan was such a good movie 😍

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@Uber help? my uber driver got chased and nearly killed us? looks like a wolverine too?

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and im proud to be an american i love my man bucky

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someone freeze me and keep me frozen because the usa is fucked

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bucky: what the hell cheddar cheese is president?
sam: shouldn't it be swiss cheese? his policy has holes.
steve: uh.... fondue...

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for the time being, my name shall be spelled as steven grant r🎃gers

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Thank you everyone for the 2k follows!!!