Gerry Scaturro

lover of the Pittsburgh Penguins hater of...well nothing really

[Gerry Scaturro @callmeasinner90]

@PokemonRestocks Is this good?

[Jason Smith - 上官杰文 @ShangguanJiewen]

I never understood the lack of security of US houses. Like, we have multiple windows people can just walk up to and break into?

In China, on the Nth floor, you can just get a metal door and you are literally in a safe.

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Meet Piotr Szczerek, the hero who snatched a hat from a kid on live TV at the US Open.

He’s a millionaire CEO of a private company, and now he’s bravely threatening to sue anyone who dares to call him a “greedy POS” or anything equally hurtful.

So whatever you do, definitely don’t share this post. Just quietly warn your close friends not to call him mean names. Wouldn’t want to hurt his millionaire feelings.

[Gerry Scaturro @callmeasinner90]

“Throw it the fuck back there and go forward”

[Gerry Scaturro @callmeasinner90]

There’s nothing quite like being a 35 year old man shouting “I’m Just a Kid” by @simpleplan while cutting grass

[Gerry Scaturro @callmeasinner90]

#58jersey #LetsGoPens

[Gerry Scaturro @callmeasinner90]

@The_generallll Way more than I ever will

[Gerry Scaturro @callmeasinner90]

Thank you @Shinedown for spending 2,752 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/H3unjllRdY

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

This is wild https://t.co/bpnAmgPH1p

[James Duthie @tsnjamesduthie]

Okay, I quit. 😂

[Gerry Scaturro @callmeasinner90]

I’m a fucking idiot

[Gerry Scaturro @callmeasinner90]

😔😔😔😔

[Gerry Scaturro @callmeasinner90]

Tough times don’t last, tough people do though.

[Gerry Scaturro @callmeasinner90]

@TheFormerRyan Hooked my SNES up yesterday lol

[Mark Madden @MarkMaddenX]

Legit question: Is it worth shutting down businesses to maximize social distancing if it badly wrecks the economy? We might need to look at risk vs. reward, &quickly, too.

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

We're back again and giving away an autographed puck of the #Penguins Evgeni Malkin with our friends @TotalSportsEnt

Enter to win by --

Retweeting this post, and following me and @TotalSportsEnt

Winner announced on Thursday 2/20

[Gerry Scaturro @callmeasinner90]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

We join the hockey community and the St. Louis Blues in sending our thoughts and prayers to Jay Bouwmeester and his family. 💙💛

[Gerry Scaturro @callmeasinner90]

You’re a shiny new penny
I’m a hundred dollar bill