Bruce Schmidt

[Bruce Schmidt @callmebruzer]

Twitter's Queen/Prince Charles/England jokes today are what I signed up for

[Paul Graham @paulg]

The prestige attached to complexity means it requires a real commitment to make things simple. Not only do you have to do more work, but people will be less impressed with you for it.

[Bruce Schmidt @callmebruzer]

@auth0 "It'll only take a minute"

[Bruce Schmidt @callmebruzer]

And you denied my access without any explanation as to why. My guess: my email domain and my website domain were different. I may not be a billion dollar customer but you lost my business. Best Regards indeed.

[Bruce Schmidt @callmebruzer]

Congratulations @plivo for possibly the worst user/customer experience I have ever had.
You let me spend my time learning and building out a service to use your api only to deny me access to your platform when I tried to convert to a paid account.

[Bruce Schmidt @callmebruzer]

I love it when some dude I've never seen before comes in the gym and hogs a bench for the ENTIRE time I'm in there. I finished my whole workout and this guy is still playing around on his phone. Seriously.

[Bruce Schmidt @callmebruzer]

@AmandaKStack Thanks!!! I just started my teenage years at 13

[Bruce Schmidt @callmebruzer]

The one ND game we go to has HELICOPTERS instead of F16s doing the flyover

[Bruce Schmidt @callmebruzer]

@ItsASchmidtThng Somewhere someone is saying "All these beautiful places in the world with corn and beans I was born among these mountains" 😂😂😂

[Bruce Schmidt @callmebruzer]

For the life of me I can't explain why I torture myself watching beach shows on @HGTV every Sunday night while living in northern Indiana but I can't stop

[Bruce Schmidt @callmebruzer]

@AmandaKStack I personally think it's a great idea

[John Rampton @johnrampton]

“My goal is no longer to get more done, but rather to have less to do.”
– Francine Jay

[Bruce Schmidt @callmebruzer]

Tried sushi for the first time yesterday
I could eat it everyday for the rest of my life

[Bruce Schmidt @callmebruzer]

These things need a kill counter so me and the wife can see who won

[Bruce Schmidt @callmebruzer]

Bonfire and bug zapper racket!

[Bruce Schmidt @callmebruzer]

@ItsASchmidtThng Frozen ftw

[@[email protected] @Nick_Craver]

“It’s not working”

…neither is your bug report. It’s like being the sole witness to a murder and only telling the police “he dead”.

[Bruce Schmidt @callmebruzer]

@ItsASchmidtThng https://t.co/y1VC1qzPDu

[Bruce Schmidt @callmebruzer]

Adding line to resume:

"Proficient in watching Azure deploy progress bar"

[Bruce Schmidt @callmebruzer]

FINALLY getting to see a concert at Red Rocks Amphitheater!!

#britfloyd @RedRocksCO