🎄ur worst christmas nightmare🎄

This is me going off the deep end | not a Stan account bruh those people scare the shit out of me

[🎄ur worst christmas nightmare🎄 @CallMeCar4]

Damn girl that septum ring is so quirky, did you get it for the look or bc you resent ur father

[Rich Aunty Mel @_meliphant]

Why her clothes turn on when I open the pic?

[Karen D. Lioness @DeadLioness]

Saying that wearing a mask during a pandemic is "living in fear" is like saying that using oven mitts means you're "afraid" of the oven.

[Manu Raju @mkraju]

The Senate Dems who voted against an effort to advance a federal minimum wage hike to $15 per hour: Manchin, King, Sinema, Carper, Coons, Tester, Hassan, Shaheen.

[Cal Weaver @ello_aaye]

Order a McDouble instead of a double cheeseburger. Take that 20 cent you save on the extra slice of cheese, get you an LLC, start a business & make some real cheddar.

[kenzie @kenzhadley]

yesterday i completed a chore that i’ve been putting off for 5 months. it took me 20 minutes. i will learn nothing from this

[ms pippershnippetz @lolumOKUR]

we need a disney princess who is a piece of shit

[beth @bethbourdon]

your stepmother believes it’s time you make it on your own and i agree

[Imani Cezanne @imanicezanne]

My cousin just passed from covid and the funeral homes are so backed up in San Diego they can’t even bury him until February. Meanwhile there’s a fee every day to store his body. But y’all at a Bow Wow concert.

[drew @hydratedangel]

DAY 305 OF THE PANDEMIC LET’S HEAR IT FOR DAY 305

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Imagine being against raising taxes on the rich

[alina (closed - but back for the KNICKS) @dasgupz]

The MLK quotes *they* won't use but you should know, a thread

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

There should be a movie about an unpopular girl who becomes popular. Maybe she starts with glasses or something and then doesnt have glasses

[Rads @_radsy]

babies born in the hospital are delivered, babies born at home are DiGiorno

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

My brain every time I get a slight headache

[Adam Stites @AdamStites_]

The 1st Amendment, 1984, and The Bible gotta be top 3 most cited material by people who didn’t read them

[shawntilly lace @sh_wnee]

ugh i was born in the wrong generation</3

[youtube: sireka @jlumsdenxo]

The people who leave detailed reviews on Amazon with pictures and videos are angels. Love y'all.