while you were huffing and puffing and blowing the house down i was deceiving a little girl into trusting in me as a beloved family member. we are not the same
A boy at school tells me I’m looking like a snack. I plead with him to take it back, but it is too late. My teachers huddle around me with a bloodthirsty look in their eyes.
“D I D Y O U B R I N G E N O U G H
T O S H A R E”
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SAILOR: aye, we’d better be careful. Davy Jones loves swallowing seamen.
DAVY JONES: *rising from his watery grave* can you please say it ANY other way
Hot tip for dog owners:
Be on the lookout for "whale eyes." If your dog has whale eyes, this is BAD SIGN. That is not your dog, it is a whale pretending to be your dog and you are in IMMEDIATE DANGER